Hello lovely

writing hack: if you don't know how to transition from one scene to the next, end your chapter on one scene and start the new chapter on the next scene. no transitions needed!

additional reminder: chapters can be however long you want them to be so you really can write a chapter that's only one scene and then move on

Society if they could recreate the high of November 5th in a lab

I don't "struggle with same-sex attraction" I'm actually very good at it

This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet.

Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this driver has over their 20+ ton of steel is superhuman. This person could weave a mothership through an asteroid belt without making a single scratch on the hull. Foh “aliens don’t want us” aliens should be sucking our dicks.

i love it when fanfiction authors spell it “balling my eyes out” i’ll be in the middle of an emotional scene about to cry then suddenly im like 💰💰🤪🤙💰💰

btw a group of mutuals is called the circus

Jake: I do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

Tumblr users will go to insane epic lengths to analyze the themes props and scripts and create the most beautiful and touching art youve ever seen of some silly comedy show called like shitter and doo doo and then when it comes to actual prestige television theyre just like. Editing the characters to be bald

it’s everything

I think I love tumblr the most bc I don't owe anyone anything. I can come on here and reblog the most unhinged ridiculous shit and then leave. I'm not giving any explanation.