The Apple Dumple

my aesthetic is hp lovecraft but with the racism replaced by horniness 

I know this is you, Guillermo del Toro.

i think part of the reason why i love disney’s hercules so much is that the idea of a sassy hades resounds so deeply with me as a person who has siblings. like imagine if you were rich as fuck and had to live in what’s basically the flooded basement of the entire world while your brothers fart around banging everything in sight. if i had to live in a literal swamp and listen to stories about poseidon turning into a horse to get sexy with demeter i’d probably have no fucking patience too

I’m feeling more huge than usual, and it hurts

I wonder what people without eating disorders do with all that free time?

Clothes shopping makes me feel disgusting.