A blog dedicated to Jeffrey Keaton!
As well as other characters from the NAS/MBK Verse
Mun 20+
You'll find lots of needles and smiles rants/ramblings here
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This blog is purely dedicated to one of my favorite Jeff the killers of all time: Jeffrey Keaton!
As well as some of the rest of the bloodied colorful cast of the Needles and Smiles series created by MBK aka MrBettyKruger/The Dark Showman.
Expect headcanons, rants, and much more!
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Hi, I am so sorry for not being active on this blog lately. Please take this as an apology. Imma be honest, this is a bit more of my own lore rendition of this god awful series then headcanon headcanons.
!!This is MY personal interpretation of Jeffrey Keaton from the Needles and Smiles audio dramas! Please respect that!!
Warnings: Abuse, bullying, harassment, violence, animal death, murder, issues with mental illness, and suicidal thoughts.
🩸Jeffrey was born on March 9th, 1992
He’s two years younger than his older brother David
🩸His father, Joseph Keaton, was military/worked as an investigator
🩸His mother, Diana Keaton, was mainly a stay-at-home mom during his childhood
🩸He got his looks from his mother, while he got his personality from his father
🩸They struggled a bit, but they were mainly happy until around the time after his younger sister Jane was born
🩸His father just changed, becoming angry and verbally abusive, which quickly became physical
🩸His mother tried to protect them as best as she could, but she couldn’t always be there
🩸Diana loved her kids, but her unhealthy coping mechanisms to deal with her husband's abuse led her to be neglectful
🩸This mainly left David, being the oldest, to raise Jeff and Jane, becoming a parentified child at a young age
🩸Jeff loved and looked up to his big brother a lot, so when David started giving his… morbid outlook on life, he listened
🩸He adored Jane, finding it adorable how clingy she was with him, and protected her at all costs
🩸When she had killed their first family pet, he took the blame for it
🩸Jeff and David did everything in their power to protect Jane from their father, but she still unfortunately gained scars
🩸Which made their hatred for him boil until it all erupted one day
🩸To protect David, who’d been beaten badly, Jeff violently stabbed his father to death, supposedly ending their nightmare
🩸He and David hide the body under the house, to which it wasn’t found until after they moved
🩸Diana finally snapped out of her stupor and pulled herself together to raise her kids
🩸Things should have been getting better… but they didn’t
🩸Jeff developed psychosis when he was fifteen, which would later develop into Schizophrenia
🩸It went, unfortunately, unnoticed for a long time because Diana was working so many jobs to try and keep a roof over their heads
🩸Jeff always had to deal with bullies because of being the “weird kid,” but it got ten times worse when he entered high school
🩸He was constantly harassed and beaten up by the school's troublemaker, Chris Mex
🩸It got so bad, it got to the point where the voices he'd be hearing told him to harm himself, even seeing hallucinations of himself doing so
🩸Part of him began WANTING to do it, but he always managed to stop himself
🩸Things just kept boiling and boiling and boiling until he had finally snapped and brought a knife to school
🩸When Chris came to start his daily taunts, Jeff stabbed him in the arm three times before he was pulled off him
🩸And the sick thrill was back… the one he felt when he killed his dad, saw people die in movies, dead animals… he loved it
🩸Chris didn’t bother him for two weeks and he thought that was the end of it, but unfortunately, it wasn’t
🩸During a neighborhood party, Chris and his goons would attack the Keaton siblings, resulting in Jeff getting burned and mutilated
My favorite thing about needles and smiles is how no one's age is ever described so it just makes everything weird and gross.
LOL YEP that's exactly it.
I don't think MBK thought about the timeline at all, because what do you mean Jeff was in the asylum for FIVE FUCKING YEARS?
Also why did he suddenly wanna start following IRL years? (Jeffrey's Dead taking place in 2014 cause that was the year it was released).
Still not over the fact that everyone somehow thought it was okay to let LJ flirt with a teenage girl (Jeff calls Jane a kid so I'm under the assumption she was still a teenager and EW)
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NGL I think Needles And Smiles is the only universe where I’ll ship LJ and Jeff. I don’t know, as much as I hated LJ in this series I liked his relationship with Jeff.
I Miss Talking About NAS, So Which Character Should I Talk About Next?
Jeffrey Keaton (the star himself!)
Jane Keaton
Toby Rogers
Laughing Jack (mostly would just be about why I hate this version of him lol)
Max Stone
Other (suggest a character from the series!)
Voting ended onMay 7
Technically, I have already talked about Toby, but that post was a rant about why I hated him. I would be putting my biases aside and actually be trying to analyze his character in this one lol.
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Okay but real talk— why the fuck did MBK think that making his characters implied pedos was better then having them be gay/anything other than straight???
I Miss Talking About NAS, So Which Character Should I Talk About Next?
Jeffrey Keaton (the star himself!)
Jane Keaton
Toby Rogers
Laughing Jack (mostly would just be about why I hate this version of him lol)
Max Stone
Other (suggest a character from the series!)
Voting ended onMay 7
Technically, I have already talked about Toby, but that post was a rant about why I hated him. I would be putting my biases aside and actually be trying to analyze his character in this one lol.
I Miss Talking About NAS, So Which Character Should I Talk About Next?
Jeffrey Keaton (the star himself!)
Jane Keaton
Toby Rogers
Laughing Jack (mostly would just be about why I hate this version of him lol)
Max Stone
Other (suggest a character from the series!)
Voting ended onMay 7
Technically, I have already talked about Toby, but that post was a rant about why I hated him. I would be putting my biases aside and actually be trying to analyze his character in this one lol.
Hiiiii guys I miss this stupid series and actually wanna talk about it again, so if anyone has any suggestions of what I can cover, please leave suggestions!
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Okay, but why am I now only just realizing that every popular variation of Jeff treats women poorly/is gross towards them???
And then in a lot of fanfictions/early fanart in this fandom have him mainly targeting women and killing them in brutal ways.
And I know people are gonna make the arguement of “he’s a serial killer, that’s what he does.” And sure, yeah, but why does it always have to be women?
I don’t know, all this is to say that I just want a Jeff that respects women. Does that make sense? I hope it does lol.
Honestly the worst part about MBK deleting everything is that we lost this guy.
This is Chris Mex, the Randy of Keaton's Jeff the killer origin story. Let me tell you of his exploits.
His first appearance is in the classroom where he says to Jeff in the middle of class "You have some good looking Dick sucking lips" All well looking like this.
This was completely out of the blue and for no reason. As the story continues Chris makes so many random comments about Jeff sucking people's dicks. It is weird. Chris also cuts the iconic smile into Jeff's face after stealing Jeff's "the killer" OC from his locker. This guy is technically the one who set off the chain of events that resulted in I'm going to say at least over 5000 people brutally dying.
I hope people now see why I constantly make the joke that Chris had a crush on Jeff the whole time but couldn't handle it lol.
Though I'd also argue that him and Professor England are equally at fault for setting up the series events because England KNEW how bad Chris was. He practically already knows that Chris was involved when Jeff and David are sent to his office in the origin story. Dude, if you knew how bad this guy was, WHY WAS HE NOT EXPELLED?
I think the only good thing that this man (who apparently became some for of doctor now???) did in this series was actually admit that he was at fault for all the events that had happened lol.