hellyeah

fuckk off why is this the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen??

the pope reaffirms his dominance over all the bishops by flaunting his hefty and intricate catalog of church based party tricks. what the media won’t show you was his 15-minute collection plate juggling routine.

I’M SCREAMING

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

Not gonna lie, I now want to buy one for the sole purpose of watching people flail about trying to make it stop.

Is this the candle version of a Furby

we had one of these and we just pried the battery out what are you all doing

Oh my god that last picture. I forgot about those things. Wow.

i’m the sirens in the background

I’m whatever he is holding

im the word fart on that sign in the back

pauladeens-butterstick

it’s lit

if that doesnt get shinji in the robot nothing will

Screaming