not funny

sorry for overusing the word vibes but messages from god sounds a little conceited

heh. get em boys. *the two large bodyguards next to me do not move* boys. come on. please

me, experiencing the sudden anguish that comes with living: alright

it’s me mario

that was my super mario impression sorry if i scared you lol

i know it sounded exactly like super mario but it was just me please don’t be scared

honestly at this point they should just euthanize me

my tummy ache went away. post cancelled

god made a mistake when he made me a person instead of a friendly little cat on a midwestern apple orchard

my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw

still being active on tumblr is camp

probably