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Sam: Yes, it's a start. It would be even better if you did these things when it's not the holiday season.

San: No, as soon as they made the job offer, I would have called you.

Sam: How are you so sure that I will get the job? Seb, don't be upset. Why are you upset?

Sebastian: ...that's asking too much of me right now.

Sebastian: I don't believe you.

[a minute]

Sam: I don't know but it is. Doing things for you community and giving back is an image booster. You're not doing it for money Sebastian. You keep shooting down all of my ideas.

Sam: When I was sure I got the part. They have some offices in Burbank, CA. I just wanted to wait until I knew for sure.

Sam: So you're losing me? See that's why I'm sad about you going to Canada.

Sebastian: This entire subject is giving me hives... Sorry. Okay, it's the holiday's right? So they need people for charity shit that i'm sure will get a lot of press.

Sebastian: So... you were just going to spring it on me after to accepted the job from them and were halfway packing?

Sam: You could do that, but you would need other things also. Oh, how about you come to the children's hospital and give them gifts and feed the homeless, It may help your image a bit.

Sam: If I get this job, I'll be moving to New York.

Sam: I wasn't. You have very important things to do. I get it. But I'm glad you're mixing business with pleasure

Sebastian: ...more sick brats and dirty jobless people? Why is this considered an image booster? Even i'm not narcacisstic enough to feed homeless people for money.

Sebastian: WHAT

Sebastian: WHEN WERE YOU PLANNING ON FUCKING TELLING ME!?

[a minute]

Sam: I'm sorry people are screwing you over and taking advantage of you. You have that family appeal Sebastian. When you smile, you look so approachable. No one said anything about apologizing. Just start out by saying hello, and smiling politely. And the crew isn't beneath anyone, without them, the show or actors wouldn't exist. They work so hard and deserve some kind words here and there.

Sam: I know, but you'll be busy, I'll be busy. It won't really be the same.

Sam: I'm not getting any ideas. I know this is just sex and a friendship and nothing more. I'm cool.

Sebastian: ...Maybe I should get the paps to film me playing with kids again. I will not make small talk with these people who outwardly hate me and deem me a difficult actor to work with.

Sebastian: Why will you be busy?

[a beat]

Sam: Oh, well money talks Sebastian. Can't you pay someone more money to represent you? I'm sorry, if I'm not helping or anything. Oh, well maybe this movie you're doing can be different. Talk to your co workers, and crew and be friendly. Sebastian, you have that same charm in you because I've seen it. You just have to show it more often.

Sam: I know, but I'm still not going to see you for months... I know i'm being clingy.

Sam: I know you have business to take care of, but I also know that you don't mind sharing a hotel room with me because you like spending time with you. And you may have plenty to do, but I also know that you would make sometime to spend with me...even if it's just at night.

Sebastian: I'm sick of giving these bitches money. Donating to their fucking charities and holiday trips. Fucking schemes and yet they end up choosing some emotionaless dick for their film because he has more family friendly appeal. Shit if Colin Ferrell can get shit being a public drunk and a playboy, the fuck. I refuse to apologize to ANY of these people! They are crew... they are beneath me.

Sebastian: Yes, yes you are. There is a thing called Skype and taking trips TO Canada. I'm just up the border Sam.

Sam: There has to be someone that will take a chance on you. Maybe someone that you used to work with can put in a good word for you or something. And what simple man skills are you referring to? You should pick the girl fast so you have a date to the award dinner.

[a minute]

Sam: That makes me kinda sad.

Sam: Of course it won't be a bad idea. It'll be a great idea. And please stop acting like you are only doing this because you have nothing else to do. I know you like spending time with me. :D

Sebastian: I am not a beggar, Sam. I refuse to get on my knees and beg anyone for a job. Yes... well... my previous co-workers and I didn't get along and I never speak to crew. You have this humbling dorky thing you do that's charming. I need that. Not the dork, but the humble charm.

Sebastian: Why? I promise my dick won't get frostbite.

[a minute]

Sam: Sorry. You really have to work on that. Any luck with finding a girlfriend? Maybe you also need a new agent.

Sam: And you'll be gone for months right?

Sam: You want to go together? It'll be the last time we see each other for awhile.

Sebastian: Thanks for telling me something I didn't already know, Evans. I've narrowed down some prospects. Fuck, I know... i'm a liability with anyone that has any clout. There's an award dinner coming up soon. I need to hone in on your simple man skills.

Sebastian: Yes. Months... freezing... in Canada.

[a minute]

Sam: Why don't you go to auditions when they have them? You're talented enough.

Sam: When do you go to Canada?

Sam: And when is your business in NY? Is it this week coming up?

Sebastian: Sam... will we continue to skirt around the fact that I am blackballed and currently fail at getting into bigger audition rooms? If my agent could get someone to see, she would.

Sebastian: In a week.

[a beat]

Sebastian: I'm an actor... I know where most studios are Sam. Also you'd have to be living under a rock to not know Marvel is in New York when everything concerning their franchise takes place there.

Sam: I know, but I didn't think you paid attention to Marvel's franchise. I plan on being in New York for a week. I'm flying down Saturday, the interview is on Monday.

Sebastian: I will suck an old man's ball sack for a role in their franchise. They make bank. Keep up.

[a beat]

Sebastian: A week? I have to go to Canada soon to start filming.

[a beat]

Sebastian: So you're going to be in NYC for how long?

Sam: How did you know I would be in NYC?

Sebastian: Is this a promotional department? Because if you just want to make costumes then you have to get in the good graces of a director/producer who is doing a specific movie. Peacocking for a company won't get you too far if you're unknown Sam.

Sebastian: Break a leg

Sam: This isn't the promotional department. I don't want to make costumes. I want to finally put my degree to use. The creative director has a lot of responsibilities and I should frankly be terrified, but I'm not. I think I found my calling.

Sam: Thanks.

Sebastian: It is. You're stressing and changing your mind out of panic. Stick to the shit you want to do but also follow their guidelines. Pretty simple. While I appreciate the body positivity boost, lets not kid ourselves here and think I would look good in a Thor costume.

Sam: Okay, they already seen my portfolio so I don't know why they just didn't hire me if they like what the saw. I just want to make costumes so they can see some of creativity. Oh my god, you would look amazing in a Thor costume. Too bad I don't have the material for it. Anyway, thanks for talking some sense into me. The interview is Monday so wish me luck.

Sebastian: Is this a promotional department? Because if you just want to make costumes then you have to get in the good graces of a director/producer who is doing a specific movie. Peacocking for a company won't get you too far if you're unknown Sam.

Sebastian: You're always curious

Sebastian: I'm so confused by your scatterbrain. I think not unless the suit has muscle padding in it.

Sam: I am, and I don't think that will ever change.

Sam: It's not scatterbrain really. I just want this interview to go well so I can actually have a job that I love. You don't need muscle padding at all. You have a perfect abs and muscles.

Sam: Nevermind. Oh, okay. Oh, no reason. I was just curious.

Sam: It won't be spandex, but nevermind, I might just forget the whole costume thing. Spandex looks super cheap and won't really showcase my skills. I'll figure something out. Anyway, you would look really sexy in spandex.

Sebastian: You're always curious

Sam: Thank you Sebastian.

Sam: I won't. Let's stop talking about this before you shot down creative thing you can think of and I won't have anything to give you.

Sam: But it doesn't come with other services. By yourself? Oh, I thought you picked on him for a reason. Never mind then.

Sam: I have an interview to be the Creative Director for Marvel. I want to show them what I can do and that includes costume making and my sketches and everything. I would make an superhero suit for you and my brother to wear.

Sebastian: Fine. I won't ruin your creative holiday spirit thing you have going on.

Sebastian: What other services do they not offer? ...Yes? Or if someone happens to be throwing a holiday party and I care to make an appearance. I don't like his family, they're pretentious and weird. But I also don't like most people so really why are you singling him out here?

[several minutes]

Sam: I do know better. It was hypothetical.

Sam: My gif will be sincere. It will come straight from the heart. And no, I don't know what it is yet.

Sam: I'm grateful that you did stay at my house instead of an hotel. You should come back for Christmas. You do because you call him names.

Sam: I have an second interview coming up and I want to know if you can be my model? I'm asking Jackson also.

Sebastian: I am not a hypocrite. While I can fuck whomever I want, I will not do your brother. As if you need more of a complex.

Sebastian: Just please don't make it out of paper mache.

Sebastian: The hotel comes with room service. Why...? I usually go skiing or somewhere interesting around that time. I call everyone names, what's your point?

Sam: The relations. I know he does. Like would you care if I try to have sex with your brother?

Sam: I'm trying to get to know you but you don't like me asking too many questions, and when I try to ask you tell me I'm being nosy.

Sam: My apartment can't be that bad if you stayed for over a week. What is your problem with him Helios?

Sebastian: I would think you'd know better not to have sex with my brother.

[a beat]

Sebastian: I was only teasing anyways. I can only handle one puppy Evans.

Sebastian: Fair enough...

[a beat]

Sebastian: Just get me something that is sincere from you. I have money. I can buy whatever I want. I can't buy sincerity.