TheAceOfSkulls

"Fill up," he says.

Hey, mind if I bypass your stagger resistance with an untelegraphed grapple whose animation takes like ten seconds to play out? Yeah, no, it's totally noninteractive for its full duration, and it specifically lacks a regular knockdown's property of rendering you immune to splash damage from other attacks. Cool, right?

There's literally nothing you can do about it because it's implemented entirely on the animation layer and doesn't interact with any of your traits. I really feel like this could be the next big thing – I tried explaining it to the zone boss, but they just said I didn't "get it", whatever that means!

#extra funny version: it's a oneshot #extra EXTRA funny version: it barely does any damage so you have to sit through it like five times a fight sometimes (via @lapsedmathematician)