TheAceOfSkulls

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

I love it when media fucks up the wording of the Rasputin disclaimer and ends up with shit like "any resemblance to people or locations living or dead is coincidental". I'd love to know what committing libel against a dead location would entail.

Fuck the Fiesta Mall in Mesa, AZ. I heard it ate someone once.

this sea sucks shit. it doesnt even have any scrolls im sure

Ra Ra Rasputin Life adapted to the screen But doing so they slandered a prince Ra Ra Rasputin Felix hatched a legal scheme And MGM was thoroughly rinsed

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

everyone's speculating on whether I was vitamin C or iron deficient or something, but I'm gonna be so real with you: I just wanted lemonade, which I had around because I often do

official linguistics post

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop

im not asking for much here

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

Nobody tell me what anime this is bc I don’t care but this looks disgusting where’s the flavor

“You know it from anime and manga,” bitch isn’t Beef Stroganoff a Russian dish

I just realized that they don’t even make the corkscrew noodles-

“this happens with no setup” is such an understatement. This song is cut to immediately from a scene of the main characters getting their asses kicked in a fight. It’s the best thing that has ever happened.

Kick their asses again