Marie Antoinette Deserved Better

bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito

her name is alexa

how about you people be quiet about despacito and big dick energy and eat a piece of fruit outside for once

I can’t wait to use snap map so everyone in my friend group knows I hang out in the sewers making little dresses for rats who hate and bite me

(youth pastor voice) you know who really has big dick energy? the lord 

Do you have my back like the gmail security team has my back tho?

Alexa play despacito

i wish i lived in the sims, i could just be like “ooh, shooba wormie!” and eat a sandwich

I never learned how to swim and at this point I’m too embarrassed to

yeah but they wont hold forever…

Underestimate the power of Dutch engineering again and I’ll obliterate you

This is the most in-character thing I have ever read