Come here often?

Rude. 

I'm just going to stare.

No, no. I get it. I just, that’s pretty gross.

See, where most guys like to just throw a fit at being called gay, I discourage it by being extra gay. It's actually really effective.

Um…

Oh, you're confused? By corndog, I meant my dick, bro. Get it? Like...don't bite my dick...

Ohhhh, I get it, you’re gay! I thought since you actually do play an instrument that it wasn’t a joke, but that’s cool.

Totally gay. Cam...I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby. I got a corndog for you, but you can't actually bite it.

Oh, guitar, sweet!

I didn't actually go to band camp, I was kinda kidding. There's this movie called American Pie..ya know, never mind. Camp was great.

Guitar, dude.

Zig Novak. If you were to ask Zoe Rivas to the boy to any other random, the first words that would almost immediately come to mind were pretentious, obnoxious, flirt among others. None too forward-looking, Zoe could even tell you that herself. Or at least she thought so. She was rather inclined to believe all of this but as their casual conversation turned into them making plans to meet up soon at this small café here in town. The girl being new around the area didn’t know where else they could keep their time occupied and after hearing a few people talking about the place, she suggested it to him without missing a beat and couldn’t fight back the authentic smile that pulled so effortlessly on her full lips. She couldn’t hold it back then, not even now. Just one thought was all it took for a smile to present itself on her features.

The longer Zig sat on that bench the more his thoughts took over. He almost wanted to get up and leave, before he had a chance to screw things up. What was he even thinking? If he was being honest, he was thinking she was going to turn him down like every other girl did. He hadn't really thought this far ahead, because he didn't expect it to get here. He bobbed his head along to the music, trying to look as casual as possible, and not like he could implode at any moment. What is he embarrassed himself? The odds of that were definitely not unlikely. He gulped, and realized he couldn't run away, because he was frozen in place. He wished he wasn't this nervous, she was probably not even going to show, it was probably all a big joke on him. Why would she want to go out with him? A small sigh of relief escaped him at that thought, at least if she ditched him, he couldn't ruin things.