WORLD’S BIGGEST GARDEVOIR FAN!!!!!!

I dropped a grand piano on your boyfriend and it just crushed and killed him painfully and wasn't cartoony at all but was still kinda funny/cute/good.

Turns out I know everything about lesbians

She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

when a mommy and daddy love eachother vrry much a stork will show up and they will have an inter-species 3 way and its very horrible how your father pounds the cloaca, but if thats what god wants, who am i to argue?

Tumblr gifmakers are better than $1mil worth of marketing. I’ll see endless ads for a show and be like meh but I’ll see one good gifset and suddenly I’m on s2 ep10 finding blorbo from my gifs

one of the spiritual costs of being on tumblr is eventually your posts WILL be randomly tagged as homestuck references and you'll be too beaten down to even wonder what's going on there

you want to die by his hand so bad it makes you look stupid

If music was a bair of boobs I would take the bra off

This could've been a yuri

“let women be friends” no. if 2 women share screentime they have to fuck nasty about it forever. on account of because i said so.