In the end

remember when you could find websites that contained information

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

crab

that's MY mutual who's a niche microcelebrity on tumblr get Ur own

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

omg guys happy bone swallowing august

I’m sorry my lovelies but the reason you hate yourself is because you treat you like shit. If you came up to me and then told me I was a fuck up who could never do anything right I'd fucking hate you too.

if you didn't let me go to bed until after midnight because you'd rather watch Netflix than let me rest, and then got mad at me for not being productive the next day I'd be PISSED

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s