nobody gets my sense of humor

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

Diva alert ⚠️

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

you're just mad because im annoying you and getting on your nerves on purpose

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

Is that woman being "dramatic" or is she just. You know. Demanding a base level of respect.