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Dumbledore: I supported and protected Harry.

McGonagall: You fucked up a perfectly good human is what you did. Look at him. He's got anxiety.

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Life Hack

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Thank Fuck!

Me, an Austrian, right now (via collected-sports-bra)

panharmonium

watching trump slowly figure out what the presidency actually entails is a lot like what i imagine gilderoy lockhart looked like when the hogwarts teachers called his bluff and sent him into the chamber of secrets

Watching American movies/shows in which they speak my native language

Me: that’s... that’s not a word

Me: wait what are they saying?

Me: *reads subtitles*

Me: what

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amidalis

Can’t believe that the devil put all his energy into 2016.

bumblebeebats

College professor type 1: any email you send them on Friday or after 4pm on a weekday is lost to the void. Gone. A whisper in the wind. Office hours? 7:00-7:15 on alternate tuesdays. My office is in Montana good fucking luck

College professor type 2: responds within 2 minutes at 3am on a weekend but only in single sentences with no punctuation

#this is so true #not even funny

knockturnallley

Brutal, but no one’s died in years. Someone will vanish occasionally, but they’ll turn up in a month or two!

knockturnallley

“The truth is that Ron is my hero. He’s always there for his friends - sometimes belligerently, but there nevertheless. He’s also the comic relief in stressful situations; the funny guy with a great one-liner. And no matter how scared he may be, he will put aside his fears to support and protect the people he loves. To me, that represents true courage.” -Rupert Grint

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jodiefoster

the bar for 2017 is set so low it’s incredible

cummingrainbows

JKR's upcoming film series

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paprika

#me

cearsei

Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.

wintrsfells-blog

after neville takes over as a professor in Hogwarts he gives Molly the names of all the children who don’t receive presents and she knits them all a jumper so at Christmas you get a parade of kids walking around the halls snuggling all these oversized one lettered knitted weasley specials

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Harry: Hey Neville, how are my kids doing at Hogwarts?

Neville: *flashbacks of James in detention for wandering the corridors after curfew, Albus in detention for being caught with his hand down Scorpius Malfoy's pants, Lily in detention for punching a boy who said girls are weak*

Neville: Haha, just peachy! No worries, Harry!

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Shit, my tea.

Everyone at some point in their life (via oxytreza)

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