The Human Advancement Society

Documenting the creation of [FILENOTFOUND] as well as the words of our scientists.

Do not use the archives for personal purposes.

If you do, you’ll be placed under the care of Dr. Quirin.

For any inquiries please use the [ENTER] function.

Those with higher clearance may avoid punishment

-Dr. Quirin

-K

Sincerely

-The Head Scientist

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This blog is run by @frogn0sis!!

Oops hi I’m back I’ll post the long awaited Isolde Alain thing later

Hi hello!! I’ve been revamping my server and added a category for Thas! Come and join us!

Hello everyone!! Happy new year!! Well- I’m a bit late, but it’s the thought that counts! (I’ve been SWARMED with work so I hope you all can forgive me)

How was everybody’s new year? Mine was great! I spent it with my partner it was quite lovely :)

Now as some of you may have noticed, it appears that the archives may have been compromised, unusual activity being noticed and a user not previously documented as an employee!

Worry not my friends!

Isolde is working on fixing the issue and making the archives harder to get into!

Thank you for that Isolde!

Now onto this week..

There isn’t much going on this week!

Though some employees from Intelligence and Chemistry

apparently haven’t been attending work recently!

We highly encourage all employees to report in daily, even if your directors are feuding.

Alain and Isolde WILL be spoken to about this, to bring about more cooperation!

That’s all for now!

I hope you all have a lovely rest of your day! :)

Image captured from the security cameras two years ago

A conversation was recorded through the video

[RECORDING STARTS]

Unknown speaker and Quirin

…Quirin.

. . .

Another director is gone.

. . ?

What did you do to her.

. . .

Quirin. Answer me.

. . .it doesn’t matter what happened to her!

I know you did this! I can see what you do over those .. security cameras!

But my dear friend! There’s nothing.. absolutely NOTHING to see here!

Quirin. We’re losing departments left and right, honestly I don’t know why-

…you people..

But you seriously need to knock it off… it’s disgusting… unprofessional.. it’s absolutely feral!

You.. you’ll be next..

You’ll be FIRED before you get the chance. I can’t believe the others want to promote Anita so bad after she hired you..

She will like what you have to offer for her plans…!!

For fucks sake you aren’t even a real doctor! And you can’t even be bothered to stay on fucking topic, you’re the most unprofessional man I have EVER seen

You aren’t as useless as the others, my friend! You should be HAPPY!

HAPPY?! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE HAPPY THAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU?! I NEVER WANTED YOU IN MY DEPARTMENT YET HERE WE ARE.

Me personally! I’d be happy to die for the sake of her plans!

. . . Goodbye.

Farewell my friend! And remember! You saw NOTHING!

[END OF RECORDING]

How disgusting.. who was HE though? I don’t know that other voice.. I need.. I need to find out more.

A conversation between Jay and Isolde

Let’s.. get to work.

Yes. That’s what we’re here for.

[the two work in silence for about 10 minutes]

I think your calculations are off, theres no way that’ll work with this build..

Who’s the expert here. Who’s the intelligence director?

Isolde.. if you’d just let me help you-

[Jay reaches for Isolde’s laptop]

Don’t. Touch. Anything.

I’m just trying to help you..

If you touch it, I could spill the little thing about you and K..

You- know about that???

Jay, I know about everything. That’s my job.

I’d argue your job is to do calculations, be a mathematician, and know how to program but say whatever you want.

I don’t need snarky comments.

Oh well.. my fuckin bad??

We’re here to work, Jay. We don’t have time for this useless banter.

And you wonder why Alain can’t stand you..

I’m sorry? What did you just say? I can’t hear you over your IDIOCY.

GOD ISOLDE!! Maybe you should loosen up, actually talk to the people you’re working with? I think that’d be a GREAT idea!

[Isolde scowls at Jay]

Oh don’t give me that look here lady. Like you said, we have work to do. Now. If you wouldn’t yell at me for 5 fucking minutes and admit you were wrong, I can help you fix those calculations.

You know what, fine. I’ll just spill that whoooole little secret you two have, how’s that sound.

Why the fuck are you SO resistant to people trying to help you?? What do you have against admitting you’re wrong?!

[Isolde stands up, and she storms out of the room, Jay works with her computer and changes around a few numbers before leaving the room]

[1 hour passes, Isolde returns and checks her computer]

I’m going to get rid of that— …what?

Huh..

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Cmon this isn’t funny! Fess up!

Head chemist and alchemist

Hello everyone!

Deeply sorry for the hold up on these, but the schedule has changed…

It will now be a bi-weekly newsletter for all employees here at the human advancement society

Now… ahem..

As for things going on currently..

Research for The Project has begun!

Currently Isolde and Jay are working with their departments to begin some very important research on how to begin this process..

Also… happy thanksgiving everyone! :)

It’s a little early, but I do hope you all have a wonderful time with your friends and families..

I know my partner and I will be having a blast on Thursday!

Also! Our lovely Education department is getting up off the ground finally after the passing of our previous head.

Our new head, Miss Erica Stone, truly is finding her place in our little family here at THAS!

Lastly…

Dearest coworkers,

If you have any inquires about these things happening this week, feel free to stop by the front desk!

Have a lovely week everyone! :)

Transcription of a recording between Alain and the head scientist

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It’s possible. The amount of times I’ve taken [REDACTED]’s samples and such proves that if we use-

Do you REALLY want to use things from a CHILD-?

Does it really matter? That’s not my point here.

I- whatever… back to the project… think in reality here [FILE NOT FOUND]. This shit isn’t reasonable within reality. Create life?

You’re an alchemist, Alain. In alchemy they create homunculi.

You aren’t trying to create a homunculus you’re trying to create a CHIMERA. That’s not something we can do.. in rea- ITS NOT REALISTIC.

This isn’t optional.

..*sighs* ok. I’ll see what I can do.

Conversation between K and Erica Stone

Transcripted below

Hello Erica!

Oh! K! What brings you here?

I came to check on the classroom setup..

Ah I see! Well it’s coming along quite nicely as you can see!

Ah yes of course! I would expect nothing less of you Ms. Stone.

I do hope it’s a good environment for this little project going on…

I’m sure it’ll be just fine! I do believe it will enjoy this.

I’ll admit I’ve never worked in a lab before! I didn’t expect this to be where I’d work after finishing student teaching…

A lot of people say that when they end up working here, even I said that. Never thought my studies would bring me to this position!

I always got the impression you enjoyed your position, K!

Well… it’s better than nothing!

..that’s certainly a positive approach to it!

Mhm… ah! Look at the time, I have some paperwork to do, we can continue our little chat later!

What sorts of formulas are you conconcting for the betterment of humanity? Is alchemy involved in this process?

AH! There’s a lot we do in my department… We sometimes work closely with medical sciences to create medicines and [FILENOTFOUND] (when Quirin isn’t being completely unbearable) as well as intelligence for various purposes (Isolde annoys me to DEATH quite often though…) and we also develop a lot of other things in our own labs.. which is- a lot to get into but it’s a lot of chemicals used in common and uncommon processes in other places. There’s a lot more we do but it’s difficult to explain to those outside of this department

As for Alchemy— Head scientist is trying to get us to actually get into it, I’ve been researching it for awhile now, plus the department is named Chemistry AND Alchemy

but now she wants us to create some- things..

I’m sure alchemy could help a lot in the betterment of humanity outside of her wishes however. I shall continue my individual research!

Thank you for the inquiries, Friend!

Head Chemist and Alchemist

Thank youuuu

Head Alchemist and Chemist

Perhaps others should do the newsletters.

Someone from my dept would be happy to take over, leave K to the front desk to do her job.

I am simply stating objective facts.

Hello everyone!!

This project has been on hiatus for almost 2 months and I’m getting some of my creative stuff back!!

A few things

Doing K’s weekly posts has been a lot on me when I was active and while it would be more accurate I’m going to go for bi weekly!!

I need to actually develop some characters and write stuff in advance before I fix this up because improv was NOT working

But it’s here now!

As we know our previous education director is no longer with us, so everyone please give a warm welcome to our new director, Miss Erica Stone!

She’s absolutely lovely and sure you’ll all love her

Onto other things…

The head scientist is beginning a new project for the following departments to assist in

Biology and medical sciences

Education

Intelligence

Robotics

Chemistry and Alchemy

Keep in mind this is all subject to change and this project is also not optional.

If your department wasn’t mentioned still keep an eye out in case the head scientist adds or removes a department from the project

That’s all for now!

Have a lovely rest of your week! :)