The Sudden Cold

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SHIT I shouldn’t have robbed that bank

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The best part of the beach is pretending to fight the ocean by beating the shit outta them waves

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being an autistic freak pervert is all fun and games until your coworkers try to make small talk with you

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pizza for breakfast!

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I did it. I stole all the kitkats. No they aren't getting them back.

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white boy there are too many of you in this town *spins pistol*

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dont be shy, hit the macarena at times where it isnt socially acceptable to hit the macarena

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No shit. That's why I posted it.

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ghosts who are trying to warn you. ghosts who are a cautionary tale. ghosts who see you walking into the maw that chewed them to bits, and try to divert you, try to make you understand. ghosts who are trying to tell you something, who are begging you not to end up like them, an unliving prophecy begging not to be self-fulfilled

*sighs* ok fine i hear u tumblr. ghosts who want to seduce you sexually

🎵 Nut busters! 🚫

the way i pander to my fucking audience

When life gives you lemons you GRAB LIFE BY THE SHIRT AND SHOVE THOSE LEMONS UP LIFES ASS

I have to disagree. You squirt them in life's eyes, cut them, then squirt them in the open wound.

THAT'S NOT A CREATIVE WAY TO FIGHT BACK IS IT?!!!!!