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Hi everyone! I’m Evan, and I’m finally getting around to making a pinned post.

I use he/they pronouns.

This blog has no theme, it's just my main blog.

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every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

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i think the wrist strap is what really pushes this over the edge for me. can't forget about the wrist strap.

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According to Splatoon 1, someone was using this thing when the end of humanity came.

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There is,,, a lobster. On the way

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There is a lobster somewhere in the facility but we don’t know where

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This is not a joke btw I was supposed to receive and acclimate a lobster today but I waited around in the lobby for an hour before finding out that the Lobster Deliverer went around back and gave the lobster to the aquarist and he went out on a diving trip without telling anyone where he put the lobster. There is literally a lobster here somewhere and we can’t find it. Lobster location unknown.

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Update he put it in one of the lobster traps tied to the pier. Which is fine, that’s where it was gonna go anyway until we set up its display, but I would’ve preferred to acclimate it before plopping it into the ocean. But the hooligan has been contained. There will be no surprise lobster attacks today.

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Update 2 here is Thee Lobster

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Oh my god happy anniversary to that time we misplaced Neptune!!!!

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Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

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Sorry but it's not complete without...

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Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

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you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

wrestlingboobily

“You didn’t file in your paperwork last night”

#what

byjove

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

#my mom was in college was visiting her high school friends #who my dad was living with at the time #and he was super ill but my mom thought he was cute

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art by Curtis Lanaghan

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The world could be so beautiful

illufinch

happy year of the dragon!

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femmedummy

I had to watch this at church camp once and it's basically been stuck in my head ever since so I'm not subjecting all of you to it thank you

#ok first off they showed this at my (public) high school freshman year #but they showed a different version??????#it ended after the second verse and they were fishing in a sad little retention pond and there was a fish #and the weird verse wasnt there #I’m actually loosing my mind

Head in hands

Just because you CAN 3D print a part does not mean you SHOULD 3D print a part.

If your part is going to be massive and structural. If it is going to be a 2kg print at 60% infill. You need to consider other options, such as wood or metal.

3D printing is amazing because it lets you make any shape you want. But sometimes you need to stop and consider if it is the best option for what you are trying to make.

#this post brought to you by a 2.6 kg 11 day print someone asked me to slice #I did not give them the gcode file as the printer they are trying to print this on takes 1kg filament rolls

utopians

it's so important to get a useless degree so that no one will ever hire you #Truth

#prev bestie same #I started the grad school spreadsheet today #I am terrified #and also scared that I’m gonna end up getting a PhD

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an important thing to know about Count Binface is that he was previously Lord Buckethead, pictured here with Theresa May in 2017.

Lord Buckethead previously ran against Margaret Thatcher in 1987 and against John Major in 1992. Lord Buckethead ran for the Gremloids party.

Officially all Lord Bucketheads are the same Lord Buckethead who went away for a while and returned; however, it has come to light that Lord Buckethead (1987, 1992) and Lord Buckethead (2017) were two different guys under the bucket.

Following the 2017 general election the original creator of Lord Buckethead (not either of the guys who had worn the costume) asserted his legal rights over the character and 2017 Lord Buckethead acquiesced. and so, Count Binface came into being.

In the 2019 general election Lord Buckethead and Count Binface both ran against Boris Johnson, Binface as an indepent and Buckethead having joined the Monster Raving Looney Party. (NB this Lord Buckethead was a third different guy, not 87/92 Buckethead)

Lord Buckethead won the race (ie, got marginally more votes than Count Binface) but has not stood in an election since whereas Count Binface has been very prolific, running in two mayoral elections, two by-elections, and one further general election in 2024:

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I get so many tinder ads on YouTube and apparently this is not a common occurrence.

Please free me from the gay guy misgendering me and telling me I need to try tinder astrology mode.

#I usually block them but I’ve started getting Claude ads instead and those are worse

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