snöhaj

Conservation status: Least Concern

Classification: native, potentially invasive

As populations of native Gimmick Blogs increase, conservationists are more frequently able to observe this meme's mating ritual. The Gimmick Blog Orgy occurs when a large number of Gimmick Blogs converge on a single post, each bringing its own often very long list of viewers who then attract other Gimmick Blogs to the post. The blogs perform their mating displays as we see above.

The grandiose sight of a Gimmick Blog Orgy does potentially have a sinister underside, however. Conservationists are concerned about the risk of the tumblr ecosystem becoming overrun by Gimmick Blogs as their rate of breeding increases. Some have classified the Gimmick Blog Orgy as a noxious meme due to its impact on other posts, but this category is not among those that we apply here at the TACM.

pinterest (i dont have the app yet so i cant create pins sadly): @/mymotherwantsmedead

discord (im rarely online as i can only access it on my computer so im basically just nocturnal on there lol): @/mymotherwantsmedead (display is rowan but stylized i think)

So I've seen people do this stuff and I figured I'd try it!

Soooo some goals!

200 notes- I'll actually finish writing stuff

300 notes-I'll try harder to fix my sleep schedule

400 notes-I'll try to stay on track with my homework

1000 notes- I'll tell my mom that I'm genderfluid and explain what it is

1100 notes- I'll ask my mom for a binder

1200- I'll show my tumblr posts to my mom X3

thats. probably about it

Sooooo each person can tag five people and leave as many notes as you like!

@pepsi-overdose @h4z311 @kirbythesixth @kirbyhasadhd77 @winnie-likez-starz @th3-r4t-48 @w3r1d0 @imthetruealphahere @aiden-aka-thanos @sleepyezzy @ilikesmut1 @ink-sans0fficial

time to summon the population of sweden (as ive been told) in moots

2 notes: i'll drink water

5 notes: i'll go to sleep at a better time (11pm instead of 1am)

10 notes: i'll look into figuring out my gender

20 notes: i'll try and accept affection

25 noted: i'll stop trying to self isolate

50 notes: i'll try and stop hating myself

100 notes: i'll try my hand at asmr (will be shit)

now done twice! i rambled a lot. °-°

200 notes: i'll try and improve my drawing skills

500 notes: i'll tell my mom i'm a femboy

502 notes: i'll drink water

1000 notes: i'll try and buy new thigh highs cause old ones are falling apart

2 notes: i'll drink water

5 notes: i'll go to sleep at a better time (11pm instead of 1am)

10 notes: i'll look into figuring out my gender

20 notes: i'll try and accept affection

25 noted: i'll stop trying to self isolate

50 notes: i'll try and stop hating myself

100 notes: i'll try my hand at asmr (will be shit)

now done twice! i rambled a lot. °-°

200 notes: i'll try and improve my drawing skills

500 notes: i'll tell my mom i'm a femboy

502 notes: i'll drink water

1000 notes: i'll try and buy new thigh highs cause old ones are falling apart

2 notes: i'll drink water

5 notes: i'll go to sleep at a better time (11pm instead of 1am)

10 notes: i'll look into figuring out my gender

20 notes: i'll try and accept affection

25 noted: i'll stop trying to self isolate

50 notes: i'll try and stop hating myself

100 notes: i'll try my hand at asmr (will be shit)

now done twice! i rambled a lot. °-°

200 notes: i'll try and improve my drawing skills

500 notes: i'll tell my mom i'm a femboy

502 notes: i'll drink water

1000 notes: i'll try and buy new thigh highs cause old ones are falling apart

2 notes: i'll drink water

5 notes: i'll go to sleep at a better time (11pm instead of 1am)

10 notes: i'll look into figuring out my gender

20 notes: i'll try and accept affection

25 noted: i'll stop trying to self isolate

50 notes: i'll try and stop hating myself

100 notes: i'll try my hand at asmr (will be shit)

now done twice! i rambled a lot. °-°

200 notes: i'll try and improve my drawing skills

500 notes: i'll tell my mom i'm a femboy

502 notes: i'll drink water

1000 notes: i'll try and buy new thigh highs cause old ones are falling apart

2 notes: i'll drink water

5 notes: i'll go to sleep at a better time (11pm instead of 1am)

10 notes: i'll look into figuring out my gender

20 notes: i'll try and accept affection

25 noted: i'll stop trying to self isolate

50 notes: i'll try and stop hating myself

100 notes: i'll try my hand at asmr (will be shit)

now done twice! i rambled a lot. °-°

200 notes: i'll try and improve my drawing skills

500 notes: i'll tell my mom i'm a femboy

502 notes: i'll drink water

1000 notes: i'll try and buy new thigh highs cause old ones are falling apart

Is your fluff forward or backward grain, as in if you pet with the grain are you goin toward head or tail? Our first head is backward (head to tail) but our body and 2 other heads are forward (tail to head)

*A portal leading to the lab/shelter opens in front of you.*

Please, come in. As soon as we are done healing Gulhaj, we can try to find out how you work.

Start-Star-Sta-St…

No! It’s too cold! Hajhaj! We need around 200 Hajar worth of Void Matter, portals everywhere in the machine leading to underwater volcanoes, and double electrons! And make it as many volcanoes as you can, so they don’t cool down!

Okay okay okay okay okay…

Good, the double electrons do their thing, finally I found a use for them.

Okay, good, portals provide warmth. I should have known letting something this cold into the machine is a bad idea.

And the void. Okay, okay, good, it’s circulating properly.

That should be it. Computer! Analysis.

St-Starting Analysis.

Okay, it is slow and choppy, but it works. That was to expect, given the temperature and the double electrons.

———————————————————

Analysis complete.

Good, now get out of the machine!

*You are being teleported 10,3 metres away from the machine. You can see Hajhaj collapsing into a pile of Hajar, none of them moving even a bit.*

Okay, you really are an interesting one. Mainly because you seem to be breaking the laws of physics.

So, in your middle there is an item similar to a singularity, but it seems to only absorb energy, be it in the form of moving atoms or radiation. That means that the space around this singularity is always at absolute zero. A few centimetres below your surface is a layer of atoms that moves extremely fast, which negates most of the cold that comes from your core. Your breath does not pass this layer, which is why it only heats up to 33 K. Also, the constant extreme movement creates a magnetic field, which explains your magnetic properties.

Is your fluff forward or backward grain, as in if you pet with the grain are you goin toward head or tail? Our first head is backward (head to tail) but our body and 2 other heads are forward (tail to head)

*A portal leading to the lab/shelter opens in front of you.*

Please, come in. As soon as we are done healing Gulhaj, we can try to find out how you work.

Start-Star-Sta-St…

No! It’s too cold! Hajhaj! We need around 200 Hajar worth of Void Matter, portals everywhere in the machine leading to underwater volcanoes, and double electrons! And make it as many volcanoes as you can, so they don’t cool down!

Okay okay okay okay okay…

Good, the double electrons do their thing, finally I found a use for them.

Okay, good, portals provide warmth. I should have known letting something this cold into the machine is a bad idea.

And the void. Okay, okay, good, it’s circulating properly.

That should be it. Computer! Analysis.

St-Starting Analysis.

Okay, it is slow and choppy, but it works. That was to expect, given the temperature and the double electrons.

———————————————————

Analysis complete.

Good, now get out of the machine!

*You are being teleported 10,3 metres away from the machine. You can see Hajhaj collapsing into a pile of Hajar, none of them moving even a bit.*

Okay, you really are an interesting one. Mainly because you seem to be breaking the laws of physics.

So, in your middle there is an item similar to a singularity, but it seems to only absorb energy, be it in the form of moving atoms or radiation. That means that the space around this singularity is always at absolute zero. A few centimetres below your surface is a layer of atoms that moves extremely fast, which negates most of the cold that comes from your core. Your breath does not pass this layer, which is why it only heats up to 33 K. Also, the constant extreme movement creates a magnetic field, which explains your magnetic properties.

Is your fluff forward or backward grain, as in if you pet with the grain are you goin toward head or tail? Our first head is backward (head to tail) but our body and 2 other heads are forward (tail to head)

*A portal leading to the lab/shelter opens in front of you.*

Please, come in. As soon as we are done healing Gulhaj, we can try to find out how you work.

If this reaches 10k notes I’ll come out as trans to my parents

No rules, total free rein. I don’t expect this to reach 10k so try and prove me wrong I guess

If this reaches 10k notes I’ll come out as trans to my parents

No rules, total free rein. I don’t expect this to reach 10k so try and prove me wrong I guess

If this reaches 10k notes I’ll come out as trans to my parents

No rules, total free rein. I don’t expect this to reach 10k so try and prove me wrong I guess

If this reaches 10k notes I’ll come out as trans to my parents

No rules, total free rein. I don’t expect this to reach 10k so try and prove me wrong I guess

If this reaches 10k notes I’ll come out as trans to my parents

No rules, total free rein. I don’t expect this to reach 10k so try and prove me wrong I guess