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The first caveman to cook a burger musta had a damn scrumptious meal that day💯

Heading to harvey norman. Anyone just get paid?

The wind whisked like a willow upon her fair hair. She bequeathed unto me a wazor-sharp sword from Jackson's Wallow. I held it in my widdle hands and vowed to slay any fatass whom may question my loyalty to the Wilson Clan. I pull out my fucking six-shooter and end it, partner😥

im gonna take my horse to the old town road

my personality is kinda like if two parents had a baby

hey spotify! wheres the cashola?

a flea can jump over the empire state building they're very muscular in their physique

I'm one of the greatest rappers alive (uh)

they should just tell the kids that santa isnt real during the school prayer, would save an awful lot of time. bloody gregor fountain. i wonder which fountain he's named after… i could never guess but i can tell you one thing for sure it's not the fountain of youth.

australians only gotta count to 5 before they start thinking about sex

not one planned in your family tree

my logitech fucking gaminmg mouse broke xd

shut up and kiss me, elon, i wanna simulate my lips touching yourz. maybe goa lil crazy and bring a friend? a certain joe rogan perhaps?

yo. im gonna place a freaking claymore