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This account is a roleplay/ask blog for the settings person aka the timekeeper aka employee 432 from the Stanley parable ultra deluxe.

This account is run by @the-tomcat-disposable

Timekeeper uses they/he pronouns.

Would you prefer to see me speak as I would within the parable or through plaintext?

*They sneeze… on the Tape Guy’s head. It’s messy and very pink.*

… Ew. Um-

I hope it's ending.

[📼] TK.

*He’s hugging his bucket.*

…

[📼] TK??

… You may want to shower. Sorry.

[📼] How contagious is it???

Very.

[📼] Fuck.

Your bucket’ll help make symptoms manageable until I capture it again, though.

Thanks for sharing it, by the way.

I’m sure it wasn’t easy letting someone else hold it. I appreciate it.

*Timekeeper notices Tape Guy’s heart rate picking up speed quickly, not to mention the lack of breathing from him. They hold him closer, almost enough to fully engulf him.*

Tim, breathe. You’re not going to die from it.

Breathe with me, alright? You’re spiraling.

[📼] Yeah, yeah… but what if-

Nope. Enough of that.

If anything will kill you permanently in the parable, losing your mind will do it.

I won’t let that happen.

Is it just my vision?

… Guess what happened?

*They sigh as they look everywhere for it before it finds someone else*

Did something in the fabric of the universe shift?