This Blog is an Illusion

Easy fix, just take it out!

Perhaps the destination is less important than the journey. Perhaps the journey is less important than those you journey with. Perhaps importance is subjective. Perhaps nothing matters. Perhaps everything matters just as much as we believe it does. Perhaps we are going somewhere wonderful.

Good.

Time is queer and understanding prefers not to be labeled.

The Void absolutely recommends telling him. In fact, you should interrogate him. Get the answers you want. Ask how he obtained this fake identity as "your friend" to cover up the fact that he is really "your crush." Find out who he reports to and obliterate them. Leave no traceable evidence. Best of luck.

Me: Yeah, shopping sounds fun.

Me: We talked about this, Jeffery.

This sounds more like an issue of your feet being in a different dimension than you. Happens sometimes.

I am so happy to hear that, dear. Knowing that I've helped even the tiniest bit is wonderful. Thank you so much.

The eldritch abomination living in my stomach: Idk man, pretty weird.

I'm glad to hear it, dear. Perhaps we may have staring contests now?

Beautiful. You have truly moved The Void. Thank you so much for sharing your creativity, dear friend.

Hello Sara! Thank you, I very much appreciate it. My daily routine is:1. Exfoliate with comets2. Tone with a white hole - some white holes may be too strong for certain skin types!3. Moisturize with the liquid from the nearest planet, provided it does not sustain life, of course. Also, energy from nearby stars can be very invigorating! Be sure to only do this once a week, though, as consuming that much power can dry you out and/or make you go mad with the fuel of a celestial body. Hope this helped!

Love is a funny thing, dear friend. It stands to reason that if you truly love him and want him to be happy, you'll be glad as long as he finds someone who loves him equally, even if that's not you. Humans, however, can be unintentionally selfish, and that's not something you should blame yourself for. You will only have so many moments in life, and only so many will give you an opportunity like this. The worst that can happen is rejection, and rejection simply brings you one step closer to happiness. The choice is yours, my dear. Best wishes.