Noodle Juice

This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

At the risk of sounding like an effete intellectual, I do actually think you should be allowed to just take college courses indefinitely

i want to personally thank etc for being there for me when i don't feel like listing more things

Y'all check on your law school friends. The bar is soon they are not okay

Evidence: my husband forgot what day it was last week and I received a text that said "why the fuck did no one tell me it was Friday?"

T minus 6 days until the bar and my husband just walked in a circle around the house for 15 minutes yesterday saying "I do not know the things" and 'stop. Stop dying. Wills are too confusing everyone stop dying"

Update : " everyone just fucking stop owning things. property is stupid and no one understands it. just stop. move to the woods. be free. "

Oh dang y'all blew this up.

This post always comes round around this time and I want to wish all the baby law students taking the bar in February good luck! You got this!

It's that time of year again where this has started circulating! Good luck baby lawyers!

Once you become a certain age, it is your responsibility to unlearn behaviors that hinder your growth as a person.

Man I cannot stress this enough. The “this is how I am, take it or leave it” attitude is an act of immaturity. We all have toxic traits that we need to work on and as an adult it’s our responsibility to recognize the damage that they can do to the ones we love. We all need to put in more effort in becoming better individuals.

I’m gonna call my kid Luke just so that someday I can say to him “I am your father”.

It has been brought to my attention that I would actually be Luke’s mother..

online fandom is so fun because we’ll be talking about very serious character moments and analyzing them and stuff and there will be a lull in the discussion and someone will be like “and then they fuck about it” and then we’re all like yeah and then they fuck about it

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

Jesus died for me? That’s manipulative

And he didn’t stay dead either so add gaslighting I guess