Kiss my piss

Favourite thing about Little Shop of Horrors (the movie) is when Bill Murray shows up for like 5 minutes just to dial the homoeroticism up by 10. Shows up to Freak Dentist's place just so he can outfreak him. Moans in delight when he gets that rusty-ass blade in his mouth. Never shows up for the rest of the musical. What did they mean by this

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

was gonna say something like, [pointing at a car crash] "this too is sex" but then i remembered that Cronenberg beat me to it 30 years ago

disco elysium dialogue tree

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

Computer show me men in agonizing pain crying and writhing on the ground with very obvious hard ons

it is what it is [bawling my eyes out]

need some female director to lock in and make a movie where a grotesquely ugly and disgusting and monstrous woman slasher killer butchers handsome men in humiliating and sexualized ways. and it CAN'T be because they are rapists or abusers or otherwise misogynistic okay, she has to do it because she's a fucked up pervert

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright