What if they quangled?

Send me d20 characters (preferably intrepid heroes since I haven't watched all the sidequests) and a setting and I will give you my headquangle for what would happen.

Feel free to give more details (specific scenario, what point in stories, npcs)

If you have a format preference (dialogue, short story, unconnected ideas, etc.), please specify. That said, short story/full scene requests will take longer

Doesn't need to be a full quangle, could just be two characters meeting, could just be one character going somewhere

Characters belonging to the same intrepid hero are fine (because fortunately this is just a silly little blog and not a live show where they need to be played by performers)

Suggesting ships is fine, just don't ask for nsfw (my personal preference whether I want to write about that)

Please reblog with your own headquangles! I started this blog to encourage more quangling as a whole

Tags:

#my headquangles - stuff that I just wanted to express out of my mind

#quangle quested - request for a quangle

(concerning city council of darkness)

Does it take place in the same universe as the unsleeping city?

Does it take place in the same universe as starstruck? (less important since different times anyways)

She was just going about her day night on a visit to ny when something weird shifted and she felt like she was getting sucked into something. She ended up right in the same spot as when she went through so she shrugged it off.

Anyways, she runs into misty and both of them get very suspicious about the other because they see themselves immediately.

IMMEDIATELY bat child and darkness man quangle in, beating the shit out of gerard and sucking him into the abyss

Could you please make Cody Walsh stuck in Zern, it would be so funny

Cody gets zapped through and dropped in just a random ass location. The Zephyr is NOT there.

Cody: where the fuck am I? is this like robot hell or some shit?

He starts poking around in the scrap and finds Sandy.

Sandy: hello there! who are you? I've never seen someone like you before

Cody: my name is Cody Night Angel Walsh but you can call me Cody or Night Angel. I'm from New York

Sandy: I have not heard of this place. how did you get to zern? was there a biangle that swallowed you?

Cody: zern? that's what this place is called? I dunno dude, I just kind of came through this sick ass portal. is this like a fucked up robot hell?

Sandy: zern is a place of ruin and destruction. it is ruled by the corrodi primarks and the queen of zern.

At this point, the crew of the wurst has already seen a couple quangles. They see a rift begin to open in the sky and grow larger. They stand in anticipation of what could be a new foe or a friend. The rift stops growing way sooner than expected, leaving only enough space for a small mechanical toad to hop out before closing.

Whisky: 🎵hello my darling, rise and grind!🎵

Sid: hey there, little guy!

Whisky: 🎵protein powder every morning🎵

Barry: hell yeah

Skip: what universe is this guy from?

Whisky: 🎵 I come from a land of ruin and despair🎵

Sid: I gotta find plug. he would love you.

Gunnie: what's your name, little frog?

Whisky: 🎵wisconsin p toad, it's legally distinct 🎵

She immediately becomes another one of Marya's protégés. Tells her about the junkmother and they make plans for Marya to visit her.

Weirdly gets along well with Torse despite being "frivolous"; he respects her battle tactics and relates to the feeling that you may be the only one left of your kind.

Van: y'know it's real nice to have another robot girl, her and olethra will get along great

Marya: we never did find out if she was a robot. I will have to ask her. maybe we can ask sid since she was telling me about the crystalline consciousness that she uses to speak with other androids. though perhaps olethra may not have such a thing since it may be a technology only in that world. unless it is just another word for something that exists in zood. but olethra is too old for that. unless something came to comfrey from zood earlier...

Adaine: all of these old ass elves just keep coming to me and asking for their fortunes and that's just not how it works. I have other stuff to do and they just keep teleporting over and telling me that they want to know about their destiny.

Iga: bullshit it.

Adaine: but then when it doesn't come true, they'll get mad at me and say I'm a bad oracle.

Iga: just be vague. say things from a fortune cookie or a magic 8 ball. it does not have to be real magic all the time.

Also:

Iga: I can't imagine studying magic, I just go to the box and get the magic from there and it comes from my family.

Adaine: I mean I guess my magic comes from my family in a way too since I kind of didn't get a choice to be a wizard, that's just what everyone in my family does.

Iga: my daughter is also a wizard, she likes to know the magic and understand it better. me, I just go with it, I know enough.

Adaine: I do like being a wizard, I just don't like that it's something from my parents. they were horrible people.

Iga: I'm so sorry to hear that.

Adaine: I did kill my dad though. my mom is still out there somewhere. me and my sister want to track her down someday.

6. Neverafter: aware that they live in a land made of stories, completely reasonable to journey to another genre

5. Cloudward Ho!: Zood is another dimension where time travel is real; for all they know, the quangle is just another biangle

4. Fantasy High: aware of the existence of time quangles as shown in junior year, but likely are only aware of time being distorted and not dimensions

3. Starstruck: a quangle is unexpected, but not entirely implausible

2. A Crown of Candy: existential crisis of being made of food after seeing food in other universes

Kingston gets sucked through a quangle and spat out onboard the wurst

Kingston: where the hell am I?

Riva: this is the wurst, would you like to buy some pleasure putty?

Kingston: the worst? did I mess something up? and no, I don't want any uhh putty

Sidney cocks her blaster at Kingston

Sidney: how'd you get on our ship?

Kingston: ship? is this like a themed cruise or something? I don't know how I got here, there was some sort of portal in my home

Plug: sounds like a quangle to me

Kingston: can you unquangle me? I need to get back to new york

Plug: no can do, you'll have to figure it out

Plug mysteriously disappears

Sidney: we're in new texas right now

Kingston: new texas? are we in the future?

Gunnie: listen here, buddy. you're asking a lot of questions for someone who just snuck onto our ship

Kingston: I'm just trying to figure out what's going on. who's in charge around here?

Margaret: I'm the boss, what can I help you with?

Kingston: I just want to go home

Margaret: lemme send out some emails to figure out what we can do. why don't you help yourself to the casino?

Kingston: I don't like to gamble. besides, I probably don't have whatever space money you guys use

Gunnie: we'll give you some credits on the house

Kingston: I guess...y'know if it's rude not to

Kingston proceeds to spend the rest of his time at the casino with Gunnie "supervising". Kingston wins big and Gunnie manages to lose all his money to the house in such a way that he is still losing even though he owns it. Meanwhile, Margaret manages to solve the quangle.

Oops, all royals! (two dialogues + an idea)

theo gets transported to neverafter and the first person he meets is gerard. he says that his job is guarding royals and gerard tells him that he is in fact a royal. theo quickly realizes this guy is incredibly pathetic but unfortunately has sworn himself to him and is too loyal. he respects gerard's various sword forms until he sees them in action.

jet: god, I just don't wanna be heir to the throne. like, there's so much more to life than that

skip: right on. I mean, I'm not really an heir but like they do want my body for the emhatchening, so I guess in a way I can relate

rosamund: I'm completely over the idea that we find someone and we're just supposed to fall in love

liam: that's fine. you can live your life without needing to be slammed down big style, you might be ace.

*explanation of being slammed down big style and asexuality*

rosamund: no, I definitely want to be slammed down big style. I just don't think true love or romance or any of that is real

liam: oh, so you're aro. good luck getting slammed down big style

Kristen: yeah, I had a twin. she died

Olethra: oh my god, that's terrible

Kristen: it sucks, I mean I only really knew her for a couple weeks

Olethra: you can remember being that young?

Adaine: it wasn't a real twin, it was a clone that I made and she was really aggressively heterosexual for some reason

Kristen: I still miss her every day

Olethra: do you want to meet my frog familiar?

Kristen: yes

Adaine: I also have a frog familiar, this is boggy!

Olethra: awww, this is wisconsin p toad!

Wisconsin P. Toad: 🎵rise and grind!🎵

Adaine: oh!...

Kristen: he's perfect. I've been needing a workout buddy

Olethra: finally, someone who understands. everyone from my world wants to kill him!

Fabian: I'm gonna shoot that thing in the head if it opens it mouth one more time

Wisconsin P. Toad: 🎵 start every day bright and early🎵

Fabian: The Ball, give me your gun!

Riz: I'm not giving you my gun

Fabian: but Rizzzzz he's promoting toxic masculinity! and I've already declared toxic masculinity to be dead!

Olethra: please, please, don't kill him!

Kristen: wait, I know where he'll be safe

cut to:

Adaine planeshifts Olethra, Kristen and Whisky to the Bottomless Pit

Baby: hello! what brings you all here without my mistress?

Kristen: this guy really needs a place to stay and we thought you'd get along great

Wisconsin P. Toad: 🎵I never stop singing🎵

Baby: oooohoohoohoooh! I am a very accomplished recording artist, he can stay here

Olethra: why is he so.. wet?

Adaine: he's made of our friend's blood

Olethra: oh!...okay..