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if i was dead could i do THIS -paul

I’ve come to make an announcement, Marvin Petscop is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking PS1. That’s right, he took his lettuce fucking moss-y dick out and he pissed on my fucking PS1 and he said his dick was THIS BIG and I said “That’s disgusting.” so I’m making a call-out post on my Tumblr dot com. Marvin you got a small dick, it’s the size of this triangle except way smaller, and guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like. That’s right baby, all points, no moss, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my PS1, so guess what? I’m gonna fuck the Newmaker Plane! That’s right, this is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Newmaker Plane. I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on THE WINDMILL! How do you like that, Rainer? I PISSED ON THE WINDMILL YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit the fucking Windmill, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too