THE PHOENIX PROJECT

THE WEAK HAVE BEEN WEEDED OUT. LET THE REAL GAMES BEGIN.

CREATE A TYPICAL SUMMONING CIRCLE. YOU MAY USE ANY METHODS YOU LIKE, BUT IT MUST BE A PHYSICAL CREATION. YOU MAY DRAW INSPIRATION FROM THE INTERNET AND YOUR OWN DIVISION. THE MORE ELABORATE, WELL-CONSTRUCTED, AND UNIQUE YOUR CREATION IS, THE MORE POINTS YOU WILL EARN. KEEP THIS ENTIRELY SERIOUS. NO MEMES OR INSIDE JOKES. THIS TRIAL WILL GRANT YOU UP TO TEN POINTS. NINETEEN POINTS ARE REQUIRED TO MOVE ON.

DO NOT DESTROY YOUR CIRCLE. YOU MAY DISMANTLE IT, BUT YOU MUST BE ABLE TO ACCURATELY RECONSTRUCT IT.

THIS IS HOW IT BEGINS, RABBITS. WRITE YOUR OWN EULOGY. KEEP IT AROUND A PARAGRAPH LONG, SIX SENTENCES, YOU KNOW THE DEAL. DON'T BE A FUCKING IDIOT. FILM THE TEXT, OR RECITE IT. DESTROY THE PAPER USING SOME SOURCE OF WATER. THIS TRIAL WILL GRANT YOU UP TO TEN POINTS. TWELVE POINTS ARE REQUIRED TO MOVE ON.

THOSE OF YOU WITH A DISADVANTAGE ARE REQUIRED TO RECITE IT, AND MUST DESTROY IT USING A NATURAL WATER SOURCE. GO FIND A POND AND JUMP IN IT FOR ALL I CARE.

YOUR SUBMISSION MUST BE IN THE FORM OF A PUBLIC OR UNLISTED YOUTUBE VIDEO SUBMITTED VIA THE GOOGLE FORM IN YOUR DIVISION SUBMISSIONS CHANNEL. YOU HAVE UNTIL APRIL 27TH AT 10PM CENTRAL. TAKE YOUR TIME, RABBITS. I EXPECT QUALITY.