i keep blowing my nose into my bangs

its called a millipede because it has a million legs

it’s called a centipede because it’s worth ¢1

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In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

i am 24 years old, live in Funsack Arkansas United States, i drive a ford mustang, the middle east scares me and my credit card number is 2938 829903 8239