The-NJNB

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

google used to know what i was talking about

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

Im sorry but you need to come in person for a checkup to make sure you actually need the medication you’ve been taking for 8 years

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

i am not a psychiatrist but i do find it really weird how autism checklists are so often focused on "outward" signs of autism rather than what is going on internally. i don't know how to explain it but "do you make eye contact with other people" feels like a much less relevant question than "how does it feel when you have to make eye contact with other people?"

the level of normalized antisemitism is scaring the shit out of me. stuff that was frowned upon when i was in college is literally just commonplace amongst the youth. being jewish is anywhere between cringe and evil in the eyes of most.

like a decade ago, the only people harassing me over israel were like... either like 4chan neo-nazis or deep deep marxists but I would say it was like... 5 people tops that were interested enough to bring it into the real world and harass their local jew. Now, every other reel is joking about how they are being paid by israel to kill their anti-israel friends. like no one around me used to even know who the PM of israel was, and now every other joke is "BENJAMIN NETANYAHUUUUUU, GET ME OUT OF TRAFFIC NETANYAHUUUUU" and it bleeds over into real life wayyyyyy more than it used to re: harassment. I feel like I just need to let it be water off a duck's back but it's hard when it's everywhere.

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.

When a species becomes extinct humans have to figure out what kind of magic they were doing to keep the ecosystem from becoming out of balance