The-NJNB

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

You guys are dangerously close to realizing specifically what kinds of people they keep from voting and why.

Oh and we have privatized prisons which allow companies to actually make money off of keeping people incarcerated 

i have a suggestion

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“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” ― C.S. Lewis

I'll be where you least expect me Self-medicating with cheese

Op I think you misspelled most

Where. The activity is expected. The location is a jumpscare surprise.

my long time conspiracy theory is that the huge prevalence of "dead wife" trope is because a lot of writers want their cool male protagonist to be single and/or focused on his goal but don't know how else "justify" him not pursuing women around him sexually or god forbid turn their advances down that is not emasculating in their mind

"My name is John Movie and I'm here in this bar being a guyman" "Hi~ My name is Jessica Lipgloss and I feel inexplicably drawn to your brown stubble and blank expression" "Sorry lady. Despite you being a skinny woman I have to pass" A/N: well you see, dear audience, he says that not because he is a loser virgin who gets no bitches, gay or other type of weirdo who doesn't want to sleep with skinny white women who don't wear any makeup and naturally have eyeliner. He is actually already achieved social status of Acquiring a Woman to Sleep With but she died:'( So he is sad and loyal actually. He breathe through his skin.

I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST I CANNOT GO BACK TO !!!!!! anyways

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces

#my brain deciding what information to retain

the hunger games films tore out the books teeth. like it does the series such a disservice when it stands for nothing, says nothing, passes no judgement.. katniss speaks so plainly in the books about what she thinks of the capital. of what they do to her and her family and the districts. of the different worlds she witnesses as she’s straddled between 12 and the capital.. she calls it barbaric. she calls it disgusting and wrong and horrifying, over and over, and the films were like how do we market this teen romance.

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

high comedy