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If you’re interested in some covid compliant Belcher icons with funky little masks, I made some transparents that are free to steal!

#this is where I got my PFP btw

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dramatic-dolphin

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

dramatic-dolphin

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

transmasc-wizard

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

krakenartificer

#and vice versa btw#i don’t know what a vicious fluid would be like#and i don’t want to find out

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

bugsnbites

Grace making huge advencements in the Eridian medical field.

Turns out there's a childhood disease to the tune of measles that erodes the carapace, and the first symptom shows up about a week before any actual damage is caused.

Grace comments to Rocky that one of his students seems to be turning oxidisation-green. About a week later that student has to be hospitalised for this illness.

Eridian scientists realise pretty quick that Grace can detect the illness long before any of their equipment can, and when caught that early it is much, much easier and safer to treat.

Not only is Grace celebrated in the scientific field for his knowledge and for his part in saving the world, he becomes a beacon of hope for doctors and parents and children on Erid.

afurioushawk

myfootyrthroat

The "Party of Family Values" and the value of family is "not much".

batbetbitbotbut

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

batbetbitbotbut

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

introvertia

Pizza, serves 8, yes I 8 it all.

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prokopetz

Sometimes you send something you found online to a friend because you want to brighten their day, and sometimes you send something you found online to a friend with the precise attitude and bearing of a cat very carefully lining up their paw with the back of another cat's head.

kiisaes

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

#…there were onions in my ramen #like maybe a tablespoon #I had a salad yesterday at lunch #in my defense I’m on vacation #and I’ve eaten fruit

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

still feel like we have not appropriately tapped into the comedy goldmine that is: Dracula's first canonical appearance features him wearing a goofy hat and a huge false beard. this is uproarious. this is rib-tickling! this has so many implications!!!

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

where on earth did he get the beard? he lives in the middle-of-nowhere and all of his neighbors are too terrified to cook or clean for him. where did he find someone to sell him a false beard?

was it mail-order, the way presumably all of his books and maps are? did they even have cartoonish disguises available by mail-order back in late 19th cent Romania? did Dracula have to sew it himself? i need to know these things!!!

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

@chaos-has-theories truly you live up to your url:

#clearly Dracula goes out irregularly as his own servants. The people in the coach weren't surprised to see him as his 'coachman' #he goes to town in his huge floppy hat and hoitily toitily tells everybody that his MASTER wants this and his MASTER wants that #and if they don't comply his MASTER is going to be angry and scahahary and anyway he's having the time of his life #He's convinced that he's fooling everyone. He is not #but the point is he can just buy whatever and the people will be equal amounts terrified and annoyed but they'll get it for him

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i like to imagine the villagers are terrified of him BUT also aware that he is rich-as-midas and out-of-touch with human society...so they just charge him a 500% markup and call it a day. over the years he has become the village's primary source of income and this is the true reason he's been allowed to stay. "yeah he's a bloodsucker but he's propping up a half dozen different local economy sectors we're keeping him"

*dracula strolling to the village to buy a roast chicken for his Good Friend Jonathan* "it's one roast chicken how much could it cost 1604 romanian lei?"

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

APPRECIATE that I had to research & convert historical exchange rates for this post. 1604 romanian lei is an outrageous price for a chicken. appreciate my historically accurate punchline!!!

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

gramarye

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

briwhosaysni

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade

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dailymarvelheroes

get you a man who can do both

nitramaraho

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

crystalitesummerstar

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

buzzfeed

We interviewed her, obviously.

buzzfeed

update:

rainbowselfies

blvckgeezus

Such a developing story.

pastdueeverything

I love this story

athenadcvell

This was a wild ride from start to finish

gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

nitramaraho

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

demigoddessqueens

I found it!! The original post!!

urcadelimabean

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

madenthusiasms

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.

nudityandnerdery

Just a casual reminder that posting on the internet about how you would want to do physical harm to members of the US government is something that they can (and will) detain you over, so just be careful what you say in public spaces like, uh, on Tumblr.

nudityandnerdery

I have got bad news for you about how connecting to the internet works and how corporations will respond to requests from the government.

hearthfire-heartfire

this is your semi-regular reminder that tumblr has cooperated with the fbi to hand over user information in a very public way at least once. and that's not the only way the feds can collect information on you either

cooking-with-hailstones

A web page that tells you what your browser gave away the moment you arrived. No login, no form, no permission. Most pages do this. None of

Please click on this link if you still think you have any real anonymity online

kilncreatures

being a fox party at the mossy wood at 10 dont be late

dailycatsblog

ace-disgrace-on-the-case

For those who needed to hear it today

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king-the-pathetic

does king the pathetic know any cool tricks ?

Uhhh he knows whatever this is

runawaymarbles

"Why can't Trump be impeached" because the democrats don't control the house or the senate. "Why doesn't the Supreme Court stop him" well the lower courts are stopping him but he stacked the Supreme Court in his first term. "Why can't they do the 25th amendment" because that requires the president to be basically unconscious. "When will congress do something" probably in January when the new congress comes in if the democrats pick up a lot of seats in the midterms

locusnegotium

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