The-NJNB

@kittybroker how much for the alien kibty

Spongy green alien from worlds beyond coming in for the incomprehensible price of only 18 space dollars!

does anyone know if it’s possible

ok good I was getting worried

I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.

That’s an acorn

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

letting family members sit in for dead senators is just monarchy logic im appalled that this has even happened before

An unelected individual getting grandfathered into a real political position due to their blood or legal relationship with a deceased elected official is not pretty good actually

of course! Imperialism is only When Boats. When it's land based it's a "Multi-Cultural Sharing Expedition!"

Also the only boats that count are Western boats. When it’s via boats but in the South China Sea, then it’s just “asserting a valid territorial claim in the face of Western aggression” (you know, from Western powerhouses such as the Philippines, Indonesia, and Vietnam).

the opposite of this is the conspiracy theorist I talked to who used the fact that people's eyes glaze over when he talks to them as evidence that the illuminati is poisoning us with the alex jones frog chemicals or whatever. Absolutely legendary self report

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,