✨ Vroom Vroom, Bitch ✨

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

they have to release me back into the wild but they can't because I imprinted on a mop

i need to lock in (doesnt)

Pirate’s booty, Pirate’s penis, Pirate’s balls. All treasure.

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

I'm going to go to sleep in my bed for 400 hours

"Whats your favorite genre" i just Listen to music i like man I dont kno w

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

starts talking and a disclaimer appears above my head saying that all resemblance to real languages is strictley coincidental

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

“you get frightened far too easily” i’m actually part horse on my mother’s side