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@thehugwizard​ Could you possibly boost this?

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

IT’S BACK IT’S STILL ACTIVE

Holy shit I’ve only seen this post on it came from Tumblr videos.

OH MY GOD ITS HERE ITS FINALLY ON MY FEED YES

this exists?

This classic… ON MY DASH?! Omg

oh my god

Iconic

lol this is so true

my god it truly exists

I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.

This always gets a reblog.

If I remember correctly, I think that’s John Oliver @hotchscrotch

Thank you! I just looked him up, and it seems like it.

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

world heritage post

THIS POST. THIS POST IS ACTUALLY ON MY DASH. LEGENDARY.

The amount of notes this doesn’t have bothers me…

Tumblr has 30-50 million active users. Why does this not even have 1 million notes?

((Barely over a million notes. Disappointing.))

Y’ALL BETTER REBLOG THIS MOTHERFUCKING POST

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

Tf is the top text

Anyone know how to track IP addresses, I’m well versed in hiding dead bodies

Okay maybe we could like do this sans the murder part

Please don’t do violence, kids. This person is kidding.

Of course, phycological trauma is much harder to track….. I’ll stop now and leave. But respect Trans kids!!!!1

Respect trans kids and don’t murder people. Have a great day.

Respect trans kids (and adults) and don’t do crime (Unless they totally asked for it)

Reblogging for the future

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? 

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

^^^

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

Always.

I love how this started with so much negativity and ended with support and encouragement! Much love to my bi brothers, sisters, and siblings! ❤

This blog loves bisexual people

Don’t forget: This also applies to Fanfiction.

DONT FORGET: THIS ALSO APPLIES TO FANFICTION.

DONT FORGET: THIS ALSO APPLIES TO FANFICTION.

DONT FORGET: THIS APPLIES TO LITERALLY ANY KIND OF CREATIVE WORK, ART, FANFICTION, ORIGINAL FICTION, ANIMATION, MUSIC, LITERALLY ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

DONT FORGET THIS APPLIES TO ALL ART

ALL ART EXCEPT ALHEGO WASHINGTON

They say everyone is entitled to their own opinion. They’re wrong. You’re wrong.

APPLIES TO EVERY PIECE OF ART AND TYPE OF ART EVER

AHEGO WASHINGTON DESERVES MY ENERGY