Co-Artist/Author for LoveBot

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine I’ve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think I’m bitter about that one species evading me but I’m not. I’m actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world

body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity

"my fave did nothing wrong" oh yeah well MY fave fucked everything up and she's still my fave so

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie