Co-Artist/Author for LoveBot

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine I’ve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think I’m bitter about that one species evading me but I’m not. I’m actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world