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Eurovision 2K17: Graham Norton's Best Bits
“It’s a grey, damp night outside so there’s a faint smell of wet dog in the arena.”
“So, the theme this year is celebrating diversity, so let’s see who they’ve got to host… Oh, it’s three white men. Well done.”
“I can’t mock the jacket because… I’ve worn worse.”
“Timur is a personality powerhouse.”
“They’re excellent at speaking at the same time, they’ve cracked that.”
“Her brother will be fiddling with her on stage tonight.”
“Nathan Trent is actually his stage name. His real name is… Very difficult.”
“If you think my job’s hard, check out the guy pretending to play the saxophone for three minutes.”
“I should tell you, the Union Jack just fell off the wall in the commentary room. Hope it’s not an omen.”
“Nothing’s gone wrong. This was planned.”
“By the way, don’t worry, he hasn’t bought his mother’s ashes onstage with him. It’s actually a mini milk churn, which- who knew- could double as a musical instrument. Well, I say musical.”
“By the way, there hasn’t been a stage invasion. The woman is a professionally trained dancer. She is meant to be there.”
“The dancer trying to hide there. Who can blame her?”
“Inside that gorilla is Italy’s leading choreographer.”
“If you’re going to dress someone as a gorilla, at least get a decent costume. It looks like two carseat covers sewn together.”
“She was born and raised there (Australia). Moved to Denmark… Suspiciously recently.”
“There is so much love in this room.” “Not for you, Alex.”
“Stop.”
“And you keep thinking, ‘oh, this will make sense in a moment’ and… No…”
“She very kindly gave us some promotional chalk. I’ll be taking that home.”
“Ironically, for a man singing a song called ‘My Friend’, he doesn’t seem to have any.”
“Song 14 is Australia. Let’s not get into it.”
“My only piece of advice would be don’t start looking at his eyebrows unless you don’t want to stop”
“Does he advertise car insurance?”
“It’s got lots of things euro fans will enjoy: a beautiful woman, a stonking disco beat, and two half-naked men splashing around in a paddling pool.”
“Ooo. Some dodgy notes in there. I wonder if something’s gone wrong technically… Or maybe he’s just not great.”
“He wasn’t supposed to be singing but he stepped into the breach when the original singer… Came to his senses.”
“Comedy alert, ladies and gentleman.”
“Now… If I say this song is rap meets yodelling…”
“She claims to be the only yodeller in Romania. Probably because the others don’t talk about it. It’s the first rule of Yodel Club.”
“She splits her time between Berlin and London, so if you think you know her, you’ve probably seen her waiting for a bus or something.”
“Eurovision fans know it’s a long wait for the competition.” “A year. It’s a year, Timur.”
“The next thing you’ll ask is… How can three minutes be this long?”
“I just hope she enjoys it (performing) a bit more than she appears to.”
“This boy is a boy.”
“He’s literally just turned 17. He was born in this century.”
“We’ve done it, ladies and gentleman. This is song 26.”
“Terrific graphics, though. Mind you, if we’re looking at the graphics, something’s gone terribly wrong, hasn’t it.”
“Verka and her mother. I think it’s the same mother she had in 2008, we can’t be sure.”
“She (Verka) has already started drinking tonight.” “Oh, I can believe that.”
“If zombies did aerobics, it’d look a bit like this.”
“Two hundred million people… Are watching this.”
“This is quite torturous. A very long minute.”
*gasp* “I smell charisma.”
“I shared a urinal with John Ola Sand earlier. I didn’t talk to him…. Thought best not to.”
“Look at us, on the left hand side of the scoreboard.”
“Do you think she gave the other half of her jacket to the man from Croatia?”
“This is like an international version of First Dates.”
“They’re like the muppets with accents.”
The question is - how could 3 minutes be this long.
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The question you ask is: How can 3 minutes be this long
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Aw, this is cute.
Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this
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