idk man im just here

One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

Husband: RIVETING!

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this

????

Husband: you see Penny Rose! This was the M. Night Shyamalan twist! You were mirror baby all along!

1a) If you participated in baby talk with Penny, did she ever do any code switching with you while she was learning to talk (I mean, babyish talk back to you but fully formed adult like you share with us to Lawyer Dad)?

So I'll say "okay penny it's time for bed" and I'll just hear "okay my darling love!" 😂

I pay for limitless data and have 709 Google tabs open on my phone at all times

2) If you are the type of person who counts how many questions your child asks you in a day, and didn't give up after like ten of 'em, *and* potentially did so more than once (you said she "averages" at 892, meaning you might have gotten your data from at least two days)... then I think she is Like That because of both sides of her family, actually

Respect they/them pronouns 🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Original comic by Rasenth

My heart goes out to all trans women who are struggling with society's expectations of who they are supposed to be and who they are allowed to be. May you find peace, growth, and respite from whatever you're going through. You deserve happiness, most of all. Thank you for living, thank you for being here with us.

That guy learned what skipping is this year and now he’s playing the piano the worst I’ve ever seen but the best he’s ever done! AREN’T YOU CAPTIVATED BY THEIR ABILITY TO DO A LITTLE BIT WHEN PREVIOUSLY THEY COULD DO NOTHING? Be filled with wonder and joy!

PEER REVIEWED

Oh hmm. Hmmmm.

Link to her saying this shit as part of a gameshow on BBC with an audience laughing at How Funny She Is: (X)

Zillow house listings

I wanna see what’s inside!

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

i feel strongly about this

I don't trust people who only explore the pretty parts of leftist history. It doesn't lead to a realistic understanding of our past movements and it doesn't make us prepared to see the flawed, vulnerable and ugly in our current movements. Will you recognize and confront the rapist in your local group? How can you, if you won't even recognize and confront him across 80 years of distance?

I will need you to document on record that you are refusing the treatment (or medicine) I've requested, and the reason you are doing so."

But particularly women, and especially black women.

i know you guys are still out there. i know you still have your .gif folders. don't pretend you're not.

you. you get it.