IM COIL AND IM COILING IT

yes what do you need my beautiful prince

let’s make out bruh

oh fuck yeah get over here big boy

sorry coil, the people have spoken.

*shuriken has fallen asleep after a phight. Do what you will with this situation.*

*Boombox puts a little blanket on him and guards him so that no one wakes him up.*

*hugs him in his sleep*

aawww so cyute

yes what do you need my beautiful prince

let’s make out bruh

oh fuck yeah get over here big boy

ONE OF THE COILS, GET OVER HERE. WE MUST FULFILL HIS WISH!!

ARFARFARFARFARF

@skateboardskatehoard, yo bro, what chapstick do you use, cuz it tastes awesome. 🤤

cherry flavor 😋😋😋😋

yumma

my chapstick is skateboard flavored wanna taste

THE WINDFORCE THING.

THERES SOMEONE DATING HER.

YES

Why am I always told stuff so late does everyone hate me (that last part is a joke btw)

We don't know.

Man, why are you even a sword.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN????

I don't even know

Exactly.

sighs and walks away.....

Heyy come back,, 😢

Whats goodie

Hi

Is that all you wanted to say

Yes

Fuck you I'm leaving

PHUCK YOU WINDFORCE PHUCK YOU PHUCK PHUCKY PHUCK YOU DIE AND GET THROWN OFF SPLINTERED SKIES, EXCEPT YOU DONT SURVIVE. I HOPE YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS HEALTHY. GOOD DAY.

boombox i want you

boombox crack me please

I AM NOT A MOSQUITO!!!!

YES YOU ARE. EVERYONE CALLS YOU A MOSQUITO, ALONG WITH YOUR BROTHER IF MY MEMORY IS CORRECT.

NEITHER ME OR SLINGSHOT ARE MOSQUITOS!! THATS SO MEAN!!

Hey! He’s right, he’s not a mosquito! Slingshot is one tho!

Yeah!!- wait wh?? How is slingshot a mosquito???

no. mosquito. i swear i hear him buzz in my ear every round

I AM NOT A MOSQUITO!!!!

YES YOU ARE. EVERYONE CALLS YOU A MOSQUITO, ALONG WITH YOUR BROTHER IF MY MEMORY IS CORRECT.

NEITHER ME OR SLINGSHOT ARE MOSQUITOS!! THATS SO MEAN!!

Hey! He’s right, he’s not a mosquito! Slingshot is one tho!

Yeah!!- wait wh?? How is slingshot a mosquito???

OH MY GODDDD WHAT TGE FUUUUUCK?!?!?!??!?! IM FUCKING FAMOUS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

uh actually i am the one that started the barking thing can i get credit

*pats you on the head*

arf!

I GOTTA SHOW YOU SOMETHING

Hmmmmmmmm.... I dunno...

Mmmhh??? What’s wrong, Sling?

He didn’t tell you? 😭

@shuriken0101 Shuriken help me I don’t wanna die

Get busted dude

Coil why 😢

It's alright dude, it's better that sling knows.. and besides it won't make you less of an inphernal if you like guys..or shuriken

Says the one dating two versions of himself

We aren't dating, pfft who told you that lie

@hellhound-kitsune @the-hellh0und what are we

dating

No, I'm friendzoning you. Everything that happened before is casual

*casual by chappell roan starts playing*

I GOTTA SHOW YOU SOMETHING

Hmmmmmmmm.... I dunno...

Mmmhh??? What’s wrong, Sling?

He didn’t tell you? 😭

@shuriken0101 Shuriken help me I don’t wanna die

Get busted dude

Coil why 😢

It's alright dude, it's better that sling knows.. and besides it won't make you less of an inphernal if you like guys..or shuriken

Says the one dating two versions of himself

We aren't dating, pfft who told you that lie

@hellhound-kitsune @the-hellh0und what are we

dating

I GOTTA SHOW YOU SOMETHING

Hmmmmmmmm.... I dunno...

Mmmhh??? What’s wrong, Sling?

He didn’t tell you? 😭

@shuriken0101 Shuriken help me I don’t wanna die

Get busted dude

Coil why 😢

It's alright dude, it's better that sling knows.. and besides it won't make you less of an inphernal if you like guys..or shuriken

Says the one dating two versions of himself

We aren't dating, pfft who told you that lie

☹️

furry

what no i dont do that

okay kitty

furry

what no i dont do that

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I love water 💦

*drinks all the water*

OH MY GODDDD WHAT TGE FUUUUUCK?!?!?!??!?! IM FUCKING FAMOUS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

uh actually i am the one that started the barking thing can i get credit

furry