From the Vaults of Zin

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

Gesundheit!

me when they say "Yes Jeff" to Gordon Ramsey: not his name

Made my Saturday night.

Yeowch!

Still preddy hot

God finds a way.

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One of the most frightening things I've ever heard is when somebody pointed out that the existence of flinching away when you touch something hot implies that at some point there was an evolutionary reason to be afraid of scary fire monsters that attacked people 😨

richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate

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They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

Customer service.

My thick-assed boytoy says he wants me 2 stop drinking and won’t understand that it puts me in a flow state where I see thru all the bullshit and lies and instead focus on my lyrics plus it cures my shakes for some reason

Felt.

reblog to make prev grow a cup size

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