the_goodkhush

i’ve recently read a cookie run kingdom fanfiction with almost 0 context (i don’t know anything about cookie run except that they are magic cookies?) and after reading i have just one question. i’m also not sure if anyone else has had this question.

i have recently started the show psych but i’m so confused on why they just have pineapples everywhere. is there a certain randomness aspect to pineapples?? are pineapples considerably significant to the episodic structure of psych?? why are there so many pineapples?? why not something else?? PINEAPPLE ATTACK

“spider-man why’d you create that guy? 😕😕” BRO LEGIT JUST THREW A BAGLE AT THE GUY AND NOW HES TRYNA KILL HIS DAD 😭😭😭😭 IT WAS A YEAR AGO PLSSSS ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS I MEAN SORRY ABOUT YOUR SKIN IG???? you can just go to your dermatologist tho??? there’s no need for murder you can just be sad like the rest of us

how in the actual fuck did a fucking car get into spider society before miles HES A FUCKING CAR I MEAN PETER PARKEDCAR IS GREAT BUT HOWWWWWW IT CANT EVEN TALK IT FUCKING BEEPS

ok ok i know i was joking when i said miles morales got jumped for having parents but legit that was the actual movie tho like why is miguel so obsessed that miles still has them like mind your own business bro just bc you don’t get to have a daughter doesn’t mean other people can’t have their parents dude if anything be jealous of peter over there maydays the cutest wish you had mayday as a kid dontchu just LOOK AT HER AWWWWWWW

BRO IM SO GLAD THAT THEY DIDNT ACTUALLY DO A LOVE TRIANGLE WITH MILES GWEN AND HOBIE!! HOBIE IS ACTUALLY SUCH A REAL DUDE FR ONE OF MY FAVORITES FOR A REASONNNNNNN

miguel o’hara the kind of mf to be like “actually that’s not canon 🤓🤓🤓” DID ANYONE ASK YOU??? NOOO WHO TF PUT YOU IN CHARGE ANYWAY???? MF LOOKS ALL DRAMATIC FOR NOTHING WHAT A NERDDDDD LEAVE MY BOY MILES ALONEEEEE

I WAS FUCKING RIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSS YOU WERE TELLING ME “oh miguel o’harás a spiderman he can’t be evil! he’s not an antagonist!” BITCH I JUST SEEN THAT MF LOOK AT HIMMMMMM BRO REALLY TRYNA BE LIKE “no you’re not spider-man you were never spider-man” BITCH HUHHHHHHHHH I KNEW IT I KNEW IT ALL NEVER DOUBT ME AGAIN EAT MY DUSTTTT

i’m sorry for the person i will become when across the spiderverse comes out i’m already going feral over all of the character designs like MY MAN PRAVITR PRABHAKAR??? LOOK AT MY BOIIII AND LOOKKKK THEY GOT THE ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN MEME ALREADY BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR IF NOT THE DECADE IM ALREADY SO FUCKING HYPEDDDDD

i don’t think anyone’s gonna get this but slayyyy chebyshev inequality and markovs inequality slayyy ilysm my beloveds

guys my prediction for across the spiderverse is that miles’ parents don’t get expired and the real villain is spider-man 2099 while the spot is more of a decoy villain for the trailer bc the spot just seems like a silly goofy dalmatian looking dude who just wants a little bit of cash money! compare the character designs! there’s silly goofy polka dot cow man and then THERES FERAL MIGUEL “GOT THAT DAWG IN HIM” OHARA WHOS THE BETTER VILLAIN HUH