Psyche

There’s no reason you can’t eat pie at every meal. They make fruit pies, vegetable pies, meat pies, meat substitute pies, I mean pies easily cover 100% of your necessary nutrient groups. They even make cake pies. The only reason not to switch over to pie entirely is pie sucks.

you were so close to a revolutionary thesis and then you betrayed me and every citizen of good standing

lmao

Is that a baby!?

a baby that ain’t got boundaries 

Djsavvs

I can never get angry at terrible service because I find it so relatable… You hate your job and your life and your boss and the customers you deal with and you don’t wanna be here because it is slowly killing you…. Understood. im sorry !

i have this teacher and every time u ask him a question instead of saying “no” he says “fraid not” and pulls out a frayed knot he keeps in his pocket

Important content

the sun doesn’t have to go to college bc it already has 28 million degrees

reblog if ur lowkey chillin wit bae on fleek haha thanks af 

That’s the most 2015 thing

that was rude on 5 fleeks so bye as hell

Whip and nae nae your ass out of here