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does anyone have the pic of kirby inhaling milk straight from cow tits

[ID: The video begins with a person showing the package for a padlock. Over the video is a TikTok comment which reads "master lock has a bounty on this mans head". The person making the video begins narrating: "You won't believe this lock's special feature. It's a Master Lock model 570 maximum pick resistant pad lock. It has 5 pins, including some security pins and, if you look carefully inside the key weight, you can actully see where they put the disappointment." The video ends with the person jamming a pick into the lock, which opens it instantly. end of ID]

happy power wash wednesday

The gun wiggles are interesting. I bet they’re wobbling them based on your speed to help sell the speed, but they just don’t expect you to fall to infinity, and there’s no wind resistance so your terminal velocity is just unlimited, so the wobbles get to be incredibly huge

where’s it’s friday like it fucking matters

i went to strong apes that kill you island and

she hasn’t responded, im gonna go check on strong apes that kill you island. BRB!

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Love when Tumblr recommends me a post based on my likes and the post is just a picture of a cardboard box filled with water

I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed

Bitches will create a binary and use it to oppress the other side for ANYTHING