Happy May! I'm about to get very busy with work so these three fics might be the most you get out of me until August. I really appreciate all the love these stories have gotten in the last few weeks and thank you got all the support this year so far đ
YUCK! - Pansy Parkinson/Harry Potter - rated E - Marriage Law
Pansyâs pretty sure someone in Hell is laughing their arse off right now at this divine retribution. Like the final piece of the constant torture sheâs had the last several years.
But being married to your childhood crush is what romance books are made of. So at least sheâs got that going for her.
Pity Harry Potter hates her with his entire being.
Then again, she totally hates him too... right?
Five Times Draco Malfoy Accidentally Apparated into Hermione Granger's Bed... And the One Time He Meant To - Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy - rated E - 5 + 1 fic
Dracoâs breath hitches. Heâs close to that sweet release that will make this day better. Heâs falling into the deepness of the sort of orgasm that will melt his body and allow him to relax enough to finally sleep.
His bed is dark but welcoming, without so many goddamn pillows. Itâs not the fluffy mess of clouds that Grangerâs is, even if heâd like to put one of those pillows under her hips as he fucked her.
Dammit. He needs to stop thinking about her soft bed. He needs to stop thinking about Granger at all. Heâs so hard, it hurts, even with his hand on himself, chasing release. He needs toâ
"Malfoy, did you just Apparate into my bed?!"
A People Saving Problem - Draco Malfoy/James Potter - rated E - Age Gap
âSirius said I should have a project to get my mind off my shite,â Draco mutters.
âSounds like Sirius,â James hums, remembering all the âprojectsâ Sirius started and usually never finished. The bike was one of the things that he finished.
âApparently he doesnât approve of my usual way of dealing with things.â
âNo? And whatâs that?â James thinks his voice sounds perfectly normal. Very dad-like. A tone he would use with his own son when curious about his hobbies.
âFucking,â Draco says so calmly and casually, James almost slices his finger right off.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
â Live Streamingâ Interactive Chatâ Private Showsâ HD Qualityâ Free Actions
Free to watch âą No registration required âą HD streaming
I wrote 4 Holiday fics this year! Theyâre a little late to the party as they had to be revealed, but if youâre still in the holiday spirit check them out! Theyâre all rated T and just some holiday fluff (the last one has a bit of angst too cause we know how much i love thatâŠ.)Â
âtis the damn season (Pansyâs Version)
At 22, Pansy Parkinson returns to London to help her best friend find the most perfect Christmas present and expects everyone to hate her. What she finds is Christmas cheer, a wish-granting coffee machine, and a very fit Ron Weasley. She knew she was in trouble the moment she walked in.
Helping Handsâą
George shows Hermione his new Weasleysâ Wizard Wheezes product, Helping Handsâą. And they help more than he expected. Especially when mistletoe is involved.Â
Lift You Again
Lily Evans and James Potter must replace the Hogwarts Christmas tree after accidentally setting it on fire. Which was not Lilyâs fault. Nope. Itâs not her fault he kissed her and held her in those strong arms and made her feel things that caused her to NOPE, THIS WAS ALL JAMES FAULT
Remember Me As Tradition
A year by year record of Narcissa Malfoyâs love of magical gift wrapping and bows becoming a tradition and how much it means to every life it touches. A story of how something as small and simple as a Christmas Bow can touch hearts, grow friendships, heal grief, and strengthen love. With some Dramione and NottPott hidden along the way.Â
Because I Love You (ao3) - starrnobella
hermione/draco
G, 1k
Summary: A agreement gets put in place and then one person goes against the deal. How much do you like shopping for Christmas presents at the last minute?
Be My Homeward Dove (ao3) - allwaswell16
draco/harry
E, 7k
Summary: It's almost Christmas, and Draco must find Harry the perfect gift. It's much more difficult than he'd imagined.
Summary: Draco Malfoy is hired on as the potions master at Hogwarts. Harry wants all of his students to have the best Christmas ever, so he goes for Draco for help. Will it work out? Or will it all go down in flames.
Everything Gold Can Stay (ao3) - charingfae
hermione/draco
T, 4k
Summary: Draco Malfoy would give all the money in his vault for a chance to woo Hermione Granger. And he very nearly does. Year after year, he gifts her the most perfect, thoughtful, elaborate Christmas presents. So why in Merlin's name does she keep getting mad?
One of these years, he's bound to get it right. Isn't he?
Found family (ao3) - TracingPatterns
sirius/remus
G, 3k
Summary: Harry wants to get Sirius a Christmas gift, but what do you give a godfather that you don't even know? He asks Remus for help.
Set during Order of the Phoenix, Christmas at Grimmauld Place.
Lost in a Store (ao3) - Mariana_Monteverde
neville/pansy
T, 533
Summary: In October 2003, Pansy and Neville start their Christmas Shopping...
My heart wasn't in it. (ao3) - Chlobliviate
sirius/remus
T, 2k
Summary: Sirius asks Remus to help him with his Christmas shopping.
Santa Knows Best (ao3) - FaeOrabel
james/lily, sirius/remus
T, 2k
Summary: James and Sirius are losing their minds over Christmas break trying to figure out what to get their new significant others. They don't want to screw it up now that the people they have been pining after for seven years have finally given them a chance. At their wits' end, they ask James' mom for help. Taking her suggestion, they find themselves wandering a Muggle Christmas Festival.
Small Decisions (ao3) - Meiri
hermione/harry
G, 1k
Summary: The Potters are spending Christmas in Perth with the Grangers, and doing some shopping at a local craft market.
Sweetheart (ao3) - FED_NS
hermione/snape
G, 4k
Summary: It's been ten years after the war. Hemione Granger and Severus Snape work together in the Department of Mysteries. Upon returning from Christmas shopping that the two of them did together, Hermione sees an obviously romantically intended gift to an unknown woman, and realizes two things: first â they accidently switched a bag or two, and second does not even bare being thought of⊠Kind of. Probably.
This Christmas (will be one to remember)Â (ao3) -Â orpheous87
draco/harry
T, 22k
Summary: Harry and Draco make plans for Christmas and the story will follow them through the month of December as they prepare for a different Christmas to the ones they've had in the past.
âtis the damn season (Pansyâs Version)Â (ao3) -Â thefrancakes
pansy/ron
T, 8k
Summary: âHave I mentioned I hate Christmas?â Pansy ventured, eyeing the magical coffee machine and surrounding holiday decor with skepticism.
âNo one hates Christmas,â Ron scoffed, though his grin never left his face. âYou hate the crazies or the capitalism or the earworms, but no one hates Christmas itself.â
âI do,â Pansy shot at him.
He snorted a laugh. âOkay, Pansy, whatever you say.â
He said it very unconvincingly, and if his lopsided smile said anything, he definitely did not believe her.
Pansy fumed, tucking her hair behind her ear, and tried to not focus on how he called her by her name or how much she liked it.
Wrapped (ao3) - In_Dreams
hermione/draco
T, 5k
Summary: While preparing for the annual war orphans' Christmas party with an unexpected assistant, Hermione is reminded that what matters most is below the surface.
'tis the damn season (Pansy's version) by @the-francakes
Day 15 of a Very Pairy Podfic Christmas
Iâm so excited about this fic! It has the vibes of a Hallmark Christmas movie - the kind where Christmas magic (as distinct from Harry Potter magic) is a little bit real. Pansy comes back to London and finds herself in Ron Weasleyâs coffee shop. I love a sassy Pansy trying to fight it but going all soft thanks to a Weasley and some holiday cheer. Plus, Swifties should keep an ear out for all the subtle Taylor Easter Eggs.
đ 'tis the damn season (Pansy's version)đ by @the-francakes
Rating: T
Tags: Post-Hogwarts, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Golden Retriever Ron Weasley â€ïž, Coffee Shops, Getting Together
Length: 55:48
Underrated fics is hard for me because (a) I read (or listen to) absolutely everything, regardless of kudos in my chronological podfic project (henceforth known as CPP unless someone tells me that acronym is already taken by something terrible), (b) I often sort by least comments when I'm looking for something interesting to record based on a particular ship or tag, and (c) I read and record a lot of rarepairs, and in my book they're ALL underrated and especially underappreciated by a lot of podficcers. So I tried to pick a few things that I really liked in the past year that didn't have too many kudos ...
The Taste of ĆąuicÄ by @fluxweeed (podfic by lastontheboat)
Pairing: Draco x Harry x Ron
Rating: E
Word count: 14,907
Length: 1.5 hours
Summary:
Itâs quite one thing for your best mate to casually tell you about all the sex his boyfriend wants to have. Itâs altogether another to have him bring up the time you snogged him in a shitty Central London park.
Typical of @fluxweeed, this is smutty with all the feels. This might have been my introduction to Dronarry? I can't remember. Either way, it's gorgeous and lastontheboat does a perfectly snotty Draco.
***
Weapon of Choice by @lou-isfake (podfic by Gabriel_Audio)
Pairing: Draco x Harry
Rating: T
Word count: 25,641
Length: 2.5 hours
Summary:
Sir Malfoy is in need of a sword. The blacksmith isnât supposed to ask why.
Maybe the first louisfake story I read, written for HD Career Fair. I don't often go for medieval AU, but unsurprisingly, this was charming and captivating in the way that Lou's writing always is.
***
Lady BloodPure's Society Papers by @the-francakes (podfic by me)
Pairing: Neville x Pansy
Rating: E
Word count: 14,711
Length: 1.5 hours
Summary:
No one could take their eyes off of a very unexpected couple on the dance floor: Mister Neville Longbottom and Miss Pansy Parkinson. Years ago, dancing with a Blood Traitor would define a woman as most unfit as a Pureblood wife or even lady. Fortunately, the same standards do not hold true⊠for the most part. Though, it was quite telling that the rest of Miss Parkinsonâs dance partners were chosen by her mother. While Mister Longbottom certainly has grown up, he is not fit for Pureblood Society. He wasnât even wearing gloves!
- Lady BloodPure's Society Papers, May 5
Pansville meets Bridgerton and it's delicious! Sweet and smutty in equal measure, and with the wit that francakes always brings to Pansy.
***
The Audacity of Lavender Brown by @malpal132 (podfic by me)
Pairing: Charlie x Lavender
Rating: E
Word count: 6,457
Length: 42 minutes
Summary:
Ron channels his anger through the blades of his skates and the hockey stick he uses on his professional team, but embarrassment isnât an emotion heâs quite mastered. This disparity between them starts out small, then trickles into everything.
For instance, he never kisses her with his tongue. Like, never. She straddles his lap and cards her fingers through his ginger hair, showing a bit of Victorian ankle every time she risks slipping her tongue past her own lips. Itâs like his are vacuum-sealed shut. Instead of French sophistication, sheâs more like a gerbil suckling from the sippy bottle attached to the side of its cage.
She is abundant with nowhere to go.
THIS FIC. It hit me like a ton of bricks. The pairing doesn't matter. It's about redeeming a much-maligned character who was done oh so dirty by the author's misogyny. I can't describe how fabulous this fic is, just go read it.
***
Somebody That We Don't Know by @nanneramma (podfic by me)
Rating: G
Word count: 5,287
Length: 35 minutes
Summary:
The Dursley family encounters an array of interesting individuals from 1982-1991.
Or
Where the heck did Remus go after the first war?
Anyone who knows me knows I'm a Remus stan. I love him, even when he's very very silly. And in this fic, he is. But what I really appreciate about this fic is the way it fleshes out Petunia in a very realistic (and sometimes horny) way. @nanneramma is consistently stellar at writing three-dimensional characters out of the sexist paper dolls that the author created.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
â Live Streamingâ Interactive Chatâ Private Showsâ HD Qualityâ Free Actions
Free to watch âą No registration required âą HD streaming
I don't read fics for the smut exactly, but I also don't complain when it's there. So here's a couple of smutty things I've read recently that stuck in my brain as well as a couple of podfics with some smut I'm quite fond of.
Green Light by @sorrybutblog (iota_after_dark)
Pairing: Ginny x Hermione, Ginny x Harry, Draco x Harry
Rating: E
Word Count: 6,135
Summary:
What if the best way to get over Ron was to get under Ginny?
***
Draco Malfoy and the Potter-Led Workplace Harassment by DroptheBeet
Pairing: Draco x Harry
Rating: E
Word count: 17,820
Summary:
Draco was becoming hysterical. He was losing the plot.
âYou test all your products, Potter?â He was flirting. Draco was half convinced heâd start laughing. Or sobbing. Hopefully heâd look down and find heâd forgotten his trousers, and was dreaming.
The smile stretching Potterâs lips was utterly filthy, and he was still in Dracoâs space. âMatter of fact, I do.â Potter was flirting back. Oh lord. Draco was having an out of body experience. âWhere do you think the product descriptions come from?ââ
Or: Draco works in the business tax office at the Ministry, and gets bothered with Potterâs brainless questions far more often than he wants. And inflicted with his presence. And confronted with his various wares. Which would be bad enough, but Potter owns a bloody sex toy shop. This has to be some kind of sexual
harassment, surely?
***
Purple by @faiell
Pairing: Draco x Harry
Rating: E
Word count: 8,981
Summary:
Draco reached into his tall grey coat and drew out a crisp folder. A privacy spell shimmered off the parchment as he flipped it open.
Confidential
Client: Harry J. Potter
Category: Purple
Urgency: Very High
Notes: Living being (self). Abnormal increase in libido. Complexity low. Estimated resolution - one hour.
--
Draco fails to keep things professional.
***
Diamond Girls by @the-francakes (podfic by me)
Pairing: Hermione x Pansy
Rating: E
Word count: 4,397
Length: 29 minutes
Summary:
âThank you for returning my ring,â Pansy said with a nod.
âOf course. And Iâm sorry for being stupid enough to try it on, Mrs. Parkinââ
âPansy. And donât be sorry, Hermione, not for any of it,â she said with a smirk before leaving through the Floo.
Needless to say, Hermione spent the evening with her hand between her legs and Pansyâs name on her lips.
(Fangirling for francakes two days in a row - sorry not sorry)
***
Baby Carrot by @jelliewrites (podfic collab by @its-the-allure and me)
Pairing: Draco x Harry
Rating: E
Word count: 11,002
Length: 1.5 hours
Summary:
Draco Malfoy has a secret.
Harry Potter has a not-so-secret, long-term crush on Draco Malfoy.
In fact, Harry would do just about anything to get with Draco, but Draco seems intent on avoiding him. This just leaves Harry even more determined to find out what the big secret is. Or maybe it isn't so big after allâŠ
All of Jellie's smut is spectacular. Check out her Kinkuary oneshots from last year too.
Thank you @arminaa8 for fostering RecFest (@hprecfest for previous years' lists) this year. I think it's exactly the kind of fandom collaboration that Scarlet would have loved. I can never choose just one, so I'm going to be a bit self-indulgent, and also try to rec some of my podfics as well as those of my friends. I'm an equally opportunity shipper, so I hope a lot of people can find something they like here.
Now on to Day 1, a fic where they're bad at feelings.
The Way We Perceive Pipes by aulophobia
Pairing: Draco x Harry
Word count: 65,639
Rating: M
Summary:
Harry Potter collapsed at the end of the war. He was living in a rundown house with no running water, surrounded by rubbish. That was, until Hermione came and dragged him out by the ear and reminded him he was still alive. That there was life after Voldemort. And he couldnât live in a house without a working toilet. If he wasnât going to hire someone, heâd have to sort it out himself. So he stepped into the world of magical plumbing and remembered a school trip to a water treatment plant when he was nine. He fell in love with the intricacies of pipes and water systems. And really, how much could go wrong sticking your wand in places it really ought not to be?
Or a story in which Kreacher eats crisps, Harry blows up toilets, Hermione takes an unplanned trip, and a whole lot of things become Dracoâs problem.
This doesn't have a podfic yet, but a little bird told me it's in progress! Aulophobia writes beautiful, broken Drarry and narrates it as well.
***
The (Third) Worst Year by @the-francakes (Podfic by @ellamcsmellbella)
Pairing: Draco x Harry, Charlie x Draco
Word count: 20,041
Length: 2 hours
Rating: E
Summary:
Draco Malfoy has one year to fall in True Love with Harry Potter or be turned into a Dragon. And he knows that is never gunna happen. This is going to be the worst year of his life.
Well, minus that whole having to kill Dumbledore or be killed by Voldemort thing.
Second worst year.
Oh, but there was his whole 7th year while Voldemort was using his house as a home base for Death Eaters and making him torture his fellow students. That one was pretty bad too.
Fine, this is the third worst year of his life.
Francakes is so witty and makes crack seem real.
***
And some self-recs ...
Animalia by @gyzym (Podfic here)
Pairing: James x Sirius, Remus x Sirius, James x Lily
Word count: 6,809
Length: 43 minutes
Rating: T
Summary:
Everyone assumed that Sirius and James got on so well because they were exactly alike and they were all wrong; everyone assumed Sirius and James got on so well because they were both crazy and that was true.
I recorded this angsty, teen bad at feeling fic for @prongsfootfest this year. This is a gyzym fic from before they were famous, but already an excellent writer, especially at feelings.
**
Here, where the world is quiet by busaikko (Podfic here)
Pairing: Remus x Severus
Word count: 6,408
Length: 42 minutes
Rating: E
Summary:
After the war, Severus became head of the Scrimgeour Lycanthrope Academy. His mandate was simple: Provide them with Wolfsbane and daily occupation. Teach them as you see fit. Report any violent outbursts. Keep them away from regular people.
Busaikko is an incredible writer from previous decades. I went on a Snupin binge this fall, and this fic hit me like a ton of bricks. Unsurprising that Severus isn't great at feelings, but the twist! Oof!
Care of Magical Creatures (and sequels) by @arsenicjade for @polypodweek (E, 73k, 8 hours, Hermione x Remus x Severus)
Summary:
In the aftermath of the War, Hermione finds her way.
the dogfather (and sequels) by @nonasuch for @goodgodfathersiriusblack (T, 48k, 5 hours, Remus x Sirius)
Summary:
âIâm not a reverse werewolf either,â says the man. âIâm your godfather.â
Stay by vendettadays for Femslash February (T, 21k, 2 hours, Hermione x Pansy)
Summary:
When Minerva said that Pansy Parkinson was to be the new Arithmancy professor at Hogwarts, Hermione thought she was joking. Then she remembered, Minerva McGonagall never joked.
(Or, the progression of Hermione and Pansyâs relationship as Transfiguration and Arithmancy professors during the course of the school year.)
Higher and Higher (Temptation) by birdsofshore for @dracotops-harry (E, 28k, 3 hours, Draco x Harry)
Summary:
Only Harry Potter could manage to put on a magical collar on impulse and find himself unable to take it off again. Now following Dracoâs direct orders gives him intense pleasure, and Draco has a whole heap of troubles to deal with, not least the way Potter looks when the collar has him gasping with bliss. The whole situation would test the morals of a saint... and Dracoâs no saint.
Silhouettes by @sweet-s0rr0w for @dronarryfest (E, 17k, 2 hours, Draco x Harry x Ron)
Summary:
Draco's trying to fix the Burrow, Ron's trying to grieve, and Harry... well, just what is Harry actually doing, anyway?
A tale of grief, gardening, and ghouls, bad memories, bad puns, and bad flirting, and nudity both accidental and very, very deliberate.
An Overly Considerate Friend by @the-francakes for @regulusblackfest (M, 8k, 47 mins, James x Regulus)
Summary:
âRemus help! This is your fault!â James tried again.
âI didnât tell you to snog him, Prongs!â Moony snapped back.
âTRUE. Technically, you didnât. You didnât say 'donât snog Regulus,' you just said not to hit on him. WHICH I DIDNâT! So maybe protect me a little here please?â James floundered for excuses. Remus debated it for a moment - hopefully that please did itself justice and saved Jamesâ life.
âSnogging most definitely falls under flirting,â Remus decided educationally. All his friends were assholes, honestly. After tonight, James was going to start hanging out with Hufflepuffs.
One Night in the House of Black by @sleepstxtic for @ladiesofhpfest (M, 9k, 1 hour, Artemisia Black x Eunon Blackwood)
Summary:
When a stranger comes knocking on the doors of her House, Artemisia Black must make a choice. What happens that night will determine the fate of her family forever.
As You Wish by @pineau-noir for @lcdrarry (T, 22k, 3 hours, Draco x Harry)
Summary:
Draco was raised on a farm in the small country of Wiltshire; his favourite pastimes were flying on his broom and tormenting the hired farm boy. Though his name was Harry, Draco never called him that. On Harry's forehead there was a scar shaped like a lightning bolt, so Draco called him Scarhead.
Nothing gave Draco as much pleasure as ordering Harry around
Or a story about fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, True Love, and miracles.
you're alive by @the-houseryn for @harrydracompreg (M, 27k, 3 hours, Draco x Harry)
Summary:
The most boring shift in the world, filled with Muggle car ride games to pass the time, was interrupted by a tow-head boy begging for help to save his papa and ultimately changed Harry's life from there on out. For the better, of course.
Where the Heart Is by @kohakhearts (T, 16k, 2 hours, Harry & Severus)
Summary:
After the events at the Department of Mysteries in Juneâand all that came afterâHarry finds himself once again stranded at Number Four Privet Drive. With only his own thoughts to keep him company, he takes to writing letters to the only person he thinks can help, if only he were still alive to do so.
As it turns out, though, sometimes help can arrive in even the most unexpected of forms too.
Masks by Inell for DCC Monthly Microcreations (E, 1.4k, 9 mins, Draco x Harry)
Summary:
Keeping secrets is tiring.
Clair de Lune by @constitutionalweasleymonarchy for @ladiesofhpfest (G, 2k, 13 mins, Luna Lovegood)
Summary:
How wonderful to be seen.
Consequenses and Preparations by ChokolatteJedi for @ladiesofhpfest (T, 1.5k, 9 mins, Lucius x Narcissa)
Summary:
Narcissa finds out that Lucius not only let an object the Dark Lord entrusted him with be destroyed, but he was the reason there was a basilisk in their son's school. She decides to prevent any further Draco-endangering stupidity on his part and disposes of him. Not that anybody guesses it's her, of course, she is a Slytherin. And she's going to make sure her son acts like one, too.
the residue of design by @fleurting for DCC Monthly Microcreations (E, 4k, 26 mins, Draco x Harry)
Summary:
Rita Skeeter temporarily comes out of retirement to do an exclusive interview with The Chosen One. For some reason, Draco's friends think this has something to do with him.
Fawning Over You by @toxik-angel for @hptransfest (E, 39k, 5 hours, Draco x Harry)
Summary:
Harry's not sure which would be worse: Ron and Hermione finding out he buys Draco Malfoy's premium pornography and an extra gift off his wishlist every week, or Draco Malfoy finding out Harry has a horrible, distracting, embarrassing crush on him.
Alt title: Whore-ton Hears a Harry.
The Audacity of Lavender Brown by @malpal132 for @ladiesofhpfest (E, 6k, 42 mins, Charlie x Lavender)
Summary:
Ron channels his anger through the blades of his skates and the hockey stick he uses on his professional team, but embarrassment isnât an emotion heâs quite mastered. This disparity between them starts out small, then trickles into everything.
For instance, he never kisses her with his tongue. Like, never. She straddles his lap and cards her fingers through his ginger hair, showing a bit of Victorian ankle every time she risks slipping her tongue past her own lips. Itâs like his are vacuum-sealed shut. Instead of French sophistication, sheâs more like a gerbil suckling from the sippy bottle attached to the side of its cage.
She is abundant with nowhere to go.
Tempus Gratiae by @charlotterhea for @harryglots (M, 24k, 3 hours, Hermione x Severus)
Summary:
Professor Snape verschwindet wĂ€hrend Hermines 6. Schuljahr fĂŒr eine Woche. Spurlos. Dann kehrt er zurĂŒck und alles ist wie vorher. Abgesehen von ein paar Details, die Hermines Neugier wecken.
Aber erst sieben Jahre spÀter fÀngt das RÀtsel an, sich zu lösen.
The Chaperone by @annabtg for @ladiesofhpfest (T, 7k, 46 mins, James x Lily)
Summary:
When Lily's father won't let her go out alone on a date with James, she has to resort to desperate measures: make it a double date with Petunia and Sirius.
Will you send me to Hogwarts? by @sleepstxtic for @ladiesofhpfest (G, 1k, 4 mins, Padma & Parvati Patil)
Summary:
A letter to the Patil twins from their mother.
Tempus Gratiae (English version) by @charlotterhea for @etl-echo-audiobooks Time Collection (M, 24k, 3 hours, Hermione x Severus)
Summary:
Professor Snape disappears for a week during Hermione's 6th year. Without a trace. Then he returns and everything is as before. Except for a few details that arouse Hermione's curiosity.
But only seven years later the mystery begins to unravel.
A Case of You by @epitomereally for @hd-wireless (E, 97k, 12 hours, Draco x Harry)
Summary:
Draco was doing just fine working as an Unspeakable in Paris, hanging out with his living and ghostly pals, inventing new spells, and definitely not thinking about Potter. Then, Lucius just had to break out of prison and turn his world upside down.
Now, Draco has to return to England, where he is forced to confront how family ties bind usâand one infuriatingly fit Harry Potter.
Stick Shift by @stultiloquentia for @etl-echo-audiobooks Fantastic Fandoms Collection (E, 5k, 34 mins, Buffy x Spike)
Summary:
Buffy stakes herself a vampire.
Still Clearly Up to the No-Good Things by @snsknene for DCC Monthly Microcreations (T, 4k, 26 mins, Draco x Harry)
Summary:
âTails,â Harry intoned to no-one in particular.
âHarry,â Draco said kindly, âperhaps it is getting a bit too late for you. You are gibbering again.â
The Roommate by @romaine2424 for @hd-hurtcomfort-fest (M, 43k, 4 hours, Draco x Harry)
Summary:
After one year in Azkaban, and two years of home arrest, Draco is going off to college. Myrrdin College is Oxfordâs magical college, where one Harry Potter is currently attending. Both are going for their teaching certificates with Draco specialising in Potions and Harry in Defence Against the Dark Arts. The Headmistress has insisted all incoming professors must be degreed. However, the Board of Governors insist that Draco also must live in a Muggle house with limited allowance and take Muggle elective courses before he can become Hogwarts' new Potions Professor. Harry is coerced by others into helping Draco Malfoy survive in the Muggle world.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Theodore Nott/Harry Potter
Characters: Harry Potter, Theodore Nott, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Neville Longbottom, And a Muggle OC named Gavin
Additional Tags: Minor Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Stag Nights & Bachelor Parties, One hotel room, one bed, Forced Proximity, Voyeurism, Awkward Crush, Alcohol, Drinking Games, Blow Jobs, Ass to Mouth, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Smut, Miscommunication, Misunderstandings, Fluff and Smut, Pining, Post-Hogwarts, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
Summary:
Harry Potter has a beautiful arse.
Round and plump. Made of pure muscle and just enough fat that itâll probably give a lovely jiggle if you spank it. Itâs like a peach that bounces with each step; a bruise would be both a shame and delight.
Theo is sure heâs about to drown in the amount of drool in his mouth that he canât swallow down fast enough. And heâs a good swallower. Heâs been told that multiple times.
âYou and Potter will be rooming together,â Draco says, slapping the hotel key into Theoâs chest.
Theo chokes on his spit. âWhatâŠfuck? Why!?âÂ
Summary:Â 90% of the time Regulus Black is an asshole.
or: Regulus begrudgingly shares the Quidditch field with James Potter.
Angel in a skirt (ao3) - Kiwi2229
E, 5k
Summary: âCome here,â Regulus says watching James intensely. He isn't thinking, his brain left his body somewhere on the dance floor. He drops to his knees with a loud thud and starts crawling towards his partner.
There is a satisfied smirk on Regulusâ lips. Apparently, they didn't expect it but now when James is sitting on his heels before them, they look like god waiting for James to worship them. Which James will gladly spend the rest of his life doing.
âAren't you pretty like this?â
An Overly Considerate Friend (ao3) - TheFrancakes
M, 7k
Summary:Â âRemus help! This is your fault!â James tried again.
âI didnât tell you to snog him, Prongs!â Moony snapped back.
âTRUE. Technically, you didnât. You didnât say âdonât snog Regulus,â you just said not to hit on him. WHICH I DIDNâT! So maybe protect me a little here please?â James floundered for excuses. Remus debated it for a moment - hopefully that please did itself justice and saved Jamesâ life.
âSnogging most definitely falls under flirting,â Remus decided educationally. All his friends were assholes, honestly. After tonight, James was going to start hanging out with Hufflepuffs.
borrowed clothes, vodka and the unmistakable act of falling in love (ao3) - pixiemunsons
E, 3k
Summary:Â âsâokay if i give you your present now, then?â james whispered, and his face inched closer to regulusâ until they were almost touching, regulus fully backed against the concrete behind him.
regulus turns seventeen. james has been saving this present for a while.
donât blame me, love made me crazy (ao3) - coupe_de_foudre
T, 14k
Summary:Â âWhatever, gorgeous. Just donât forget about us lowlifes when you end up on the cover of Seeker Weekly.â
Itâs only when Regulusâ eyes widen, spluttering in response to James, that James even realises what he said.
OhâŠno.
Whatâs worse is he doesnât even regret it. Not when Regulus is blushing furiously like he is right now, because all James can feel is an odd sense of pride that he was the cause of that adorable pink flush now high on Regulusâ cheeks.
doomsday by lizzy mcalpine (ao3) - starslovechasers
G, 1k
Summary: doomsday by lizzy mcalpine.
jegulus one shot. im sorry.
God knows what is hiding in those weak and sunken eyes (ao3) - lady_tarquin
M, 5k
Summary:Â An unfortunate series of events lead to James and Regulus accidentally revealing their relationship to Sirius.
Haze (ao3) - soliloquy_dawn
E, 4k
Summary: Itâs been almost two weeks, Regulus counts back. Two weeks since Faith has become the apple of their eye, their private spotlight. The one thing that Jamesâ world revolves around, and Regulus orbits James in turn, mindful of his constant state of exhaustion.
He wonders now how long theyâve been asleep. Faith didnât fuss much, snoozing right after her little wailing concert, which means sheâs not hungry.
Regulus shuffles closer, snaking his arm around Jamesâ waist. He buries his face in his unruly hair, and inhales deeply.
Or, Jegulus being dads in the omegaverse.
knee deep in the passenger seat (is it casual now?)Â (ao3) -Â mraudersmoon
M, 14k
Summary: They agreed to be casual. They agreed on not telling their friends (or Regulusâ sister) anything to avoid any awkwardness within their group, and itâs been fine. At least James thinks itâs been fine. Itâs been more than fine, actually. James loves Regulus, albeit platonically, and she trusts Regulus with her body. Itâs more than James could ask for.
-
James and Regulus agree to be friends with benefits. Theyâre in love and donât know it yet.
Love to be Handled (Not with Care)Â (ao3) -Â jeguluses (temperates)
E, 2k
Summary: Regulus gets Jamie high for the first time and yup, they fuck!
Only Yours (ao3) - starchaser89
E, 5k
Summary:Â Regulus loves teasing James until his possessive side shows.
James loves reminding Regulus who he belongs to.
Parallel Lines (ao3) - ThisLiminalSpace
N/R, 4k
Summary: He opens his mouth to say so, to please go away James, Iâm clearly going through something, canât you see Iâm disintegrating, barely more than a pile of sand, Iâm standing here, minutes away from a solid gust of wind sweeping me away.
Unfortunately, what comes out is a warped version of it.
What comes out is, âI have measured out my life with coffee spoons.â
the in-between (ao3) - dearreader18
M, 3k
Summary: James is stuck in this in-between place, and his desire for Regulus makes him break the universeâs laws and take the place of Regulussâ husband, and Regulus thinks his husband came back wrong even though he never left.
then over the river youâll go (ao3) - Thealmostrhetoricalquestion
M, 5k
Summary:Â James picks the losing side of the war, and falls on the battlefield. The fae sweep him up and take him home, intent on keeping him captive, but one among them has doubts. And hopes. And a little bit of love to give.
Summary: James and Regulus are in their final year of Hogwarts. James is Quidditch captain, and Regulus never misses a game. Regulus decides to one day make a Veritaserum potion and James unknowingly drinks it, causing a rough patch in their relationship
wicked games (ao3) - microdamage
regulus/james, barty/evan
E, 8k
Summary: Evan leans his arms on the high back of a dining chair. âLearn to share, Little Black. You canât have the man and the money all to yourself.â
âI can, and I do.â
-
Or, the one in which Barty and Evan are tired of Regulus not sharing.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
â Live Streamingâ Interactive Chatâ Private Showsâ HD Qualityâ Free Actions
Free to watch âą No registration required âą HD streaming
absent mindedly making me want you (ao3) - im_still_tryin_to_find_it
T, 45k
Summary:Â James accidentally texts the wrong number... and he ends up getting a boyfriend in the process :/
Address Lines and Alcoves (ao3) - cas_coding
E, 74k
Summary:Â The first night of the summer of 1976, Sirius Black tells James Potter that heâs worried about his younger brother. James, ever the mom friend, sends a letter asking Regulus how heâs doing.
Regulus tells James to fuck off.
Long story short, James does not fuck off.
all i want for christmas (is you)Â (ao3) - friendstothis
G, 4k
Summary:Â regulus and james spend their first holiday season together. james makes sure regulus gets the full christmas experience that he never had before.
Amortentia Tension (ao3) - Anonymous
G, 13k
Summary:Â Regulus, somehow, agrees to a bet with James Potter. He will drink a love potion (questionably acquired), and theyâll see how long James can last with him being stupidly in love with him. Itâs only for a weekendâhow hard can it be?
an inch away from more than just friends (ao3) - itsprettyunfortunate
Regulus/James, Barty JR/Evan, Sirius/Remus
M, 54k
Summary:Â Three almost-couples, three sets of stubborn idiots, and one question: can they get their acts together before their friends lose their minds? With love, miscommunication, and a lot of overthinking flying around, nobody said falling for your crush would be simpleâor sane. Love is messyâbut the group chats are messier.
An Overly Considerate Friend (ao3) - thefrancakes
Regulus/James, Sirius/Remus
M, 7k
Summary: âRemus help! This is your fault!â James tried again.
âI didnât tell you to snog him, Prongs!â Moony snapped back.
âTRUE. Technically, you didnât. You didnât say 'donât snog Regulus,' you just said not to hit on him. WHICH I DIDNâT! So maybe protect me a little here please?â James floundered for excuses. Remus debated it for a moment - hopefully that please did itself justice and saved Jamesâ life.
âSnogging most definitely falls under flirting,â Remus decided educationally. All his friends were assholes, honestly. After tonight, James was going to start hanging out with Hufflepuffs.
a pretty boy with a pretty voice (ao3) - hello_there_darcy
Regulus/James, Sirius/Remus
M, 30k
Summary:Â âIt was December 12th, just another Monday. But as with most unexpected circumstances, at the drop of a hat (or the ring of a bell), just another day can suddenly, without warning, and very magically so, transform into a day that changes the trajectory of oneâs life. For James Fleamont Potter, Monday, December 12th turned out to not be âjust another Mondayâ but rather the single most important day of his life.â
OR
James is so in love with Regulus that he forgets the alphabet even exists
A World of Our Own (ao3) - Minttushka
Regulus/James, Barty/Evan, Mary/Dorcas
E, 23k
Summary: Evan and Barty drag Regulus to spend Christmas in Brazil. None of them expected to meet a scuba instructor called James Potter. Especially Regulus who keeps finding reasons to return to the ocean.
Because ours are the moments that I play in the dark (ao3) - BenjiGJ
M, 31k
Summary:Â Regulus didn't know how it happened but he was falling for his brothers best friend, James Potter, the one person his parents told him to stay away from and hate. He tried to deny it but the boy was so captivating and beautiful Regulus couldn't help but get swept up in a fantasy world where it was just them.
How could he have let this happen? His parents would surely kill him, Sirius' betrayal was one thing but Regulus falling in love with the enemy...he wouldn't survive this mistake. (He does survive, no one dies, I am not a monster, lol)
blinding lights (ao3) - introvertedhufflepuff
Regulus/James, Sirius/Remus, Mary/Lily
M, 96k
Summary: Regulus is the highest-paid actor of his generation, and when his brother's band agrees to write a song for his film, the brothers are forced to speak to each other again after seven years.
blue and yellow skies (ao3) - alarainai
M, 153k
Summary: Quidditch Rivals turned Quidditch Lovers. That's what the world sees them as, at least.
Too bad Regulus hates James Potter's guts, and James? Well, it doesn't matter what he feels about their definitely fake, definitely emotionless relationship.
borrowed clothes, vodka and the unmistakable act of falling in love (ao3) - pixiemunsons
E, 3k
Summary: âsâokay if i give you your present now, then?â james whispered, and his face inched closer to regulusâ until they were almost touching, regulus fully backed against the concrete behind him.
regulus turns seventeen. james has been saving this present for a while.
Summary:Â Very little could get James Potter out of bed after running all night with Remus at the full moon. But there is one person, and James Potter never says no to Regulus Black.
Crimson Rivers (ao3) - bizarrestars
Regulus/James, Sirius/Remus
E, 865k
Summary: Regulus Black was fifteen the first time his name was called at a reaping. He's twenty-five when it happens to him again. A lot has changed in that time, and one of them is that he's ready to do whatever it takes to make it home. Nothing or no one will stop him, not even James Potter.
James Potter has no plans to stop Regulus Black from making it home. In fact, his plans revolve around the opposite. He has his reasons, but he's made his choice to get Regulus out of the arena, even knowing it'll be the last thing he ever does.
Sirius Black was sixteen when he volunteered to take his little brother's place in the arena. At twenty-six, without the option to do it again, he has no choice but to be a mentor to his brother and best friend, knowing that only one of them can make it back out.
Two names called, a mentor on the verge of falling apart, and more secrets and grief between all of them than they know how to handle. None of them are prepared for what comes next, or how far they'll go to make it through.
crushed by anxiety (ao3) - rxgulus
T, 5k
Summary: After weeks of begging, Regulus is finally given permission to ride his brotherâs motorcycle. Nobody could have expected how the drive would end. Terrified of his brotherâs reaction to his destroyed motorbike, Regulus hardly notices his own grave injuries.
Luckily for Regulus, a handsome stranger is there to help him. If only he could breathe through the fear long enough to enjoy it. But maybe not everything is hopeless.
[or, Regulus gets hurt but is more scared of his brother realising he broke his bike, Sirius is protective, and James is just happy to help]
definition of insanity (ao3) - bizarrestars
E, 54k
Summary:Â the one where Regulus flirts a little too close to the sun and loves getting burned.
Demanding Delights (ao3) - MiriamMT
E, 3k
Summary:Â James Potter has a secret - every other weekend he meets Regulus in his dorm to shag.
James loves to spoil his partner in bed, especially demanding, impatient, and jealous Regulus Black.
don't blame me, love made me crazy (ao3) - coupe_de_foudre
T, 14k
Summary: âWhatever, gorgeous. Just donât forget about us lowlifes when you end up on the cover of Seeker Weekly.â
Itâs only when Regulusâ eyes widen, spluttering in response to James, that James even realises what he said.
OhâŠno.
Whatâs worse is he doesnât even regret it. Not when Regulus is blushing furiously like he is right now, because all James can feel is an odd sense of pride that he was the cause of that adorable pink flush now high on Regulusâ cheeks.
Down at the Wolfbucks Cafe (ao3) - WolfstarGarden
M, 38k
Summary: James and Remus run a very successful queer-friendly cafe. Sirius and Regulus visit one day.
here we are, again (ao3) - dykesiriusblack
E, 61k
Summary:Â James and Regulus are getting married. Sirius and Remus haven't seen each other in six years.
how to avoid your brotherâs best friend over the holidays (unsuccessfully)Â (ao3) -Â noasmirrorball
M, 10k
Summary:Â Or Regulus ends up on a skiing trip with Siriusâ friends over the holidays and hates everything about it
I Can See You (ao3) - peaceinpanem
T, 21k
Summary: When James and Regulus made a pact to marry each other if they were both single at thirty, it seemed like a distant possibility.
But as life takes unexpected turns, James finds himself divorced, reminiscing about their childhood promise.
With Harry gone to school and Sirius and Remus pursuing parenthood, James wonders if Regulus is still single and if their long-forgotten vow can be reignited.
I Can Get You Dressed, Wrap Your Body In Excess (ao3) - smokingratz
Regulus/James, Sirius/Remus
E, 94k
Summary:Â My take on the bartender Black Brothers trope, spiced up with BDSM dynamics.
iâll be cleaning up bottles with you on new yearâs day (ao3) - etherealjegulus
G, 5k
Summary:Â in which james potter and regulus black start the new year off in the best way possible.
It was rare, I was there, I remember it (ao3) - calamitoustide
Regulus/James, Sirius/Remus
T, 60k
Summary: Regulus Black wakes up in the hospital thinking he's sixteen.
Turns out he's actually 25. And he has a son.
Oh and he's married to THE James Potter aka the boy who took away his brother.
Kill Your Darlings (ao3) - MesserMoon
Regulus/James, Sirius/Remus, Marlene/Dorcas, + more
E, 303k
Summary:Â Kill Your Darlings: To remove or refrain from using something in spite of oneâs affection for it
Years after Regulus loses his brother theyâre reunited, and as he struggles to figure out where he fits in Siriusâs life he also struggles not to get lost in the impossible feelings he has for Siriusâs best friend.
Lead Me Into the Light (ao3) - third_crow
Regulus/James, Sirius/Remus
T, 17k
Summary:Â Or, Regulus asks James for a favor to get his ex off of his back, and James makes bad choices.
lose yourself to me (ao3) - 80sdays
N/R, 80k
Summary:Â As Regulus begins university, he finds himself losing himself to James Potter, once again.
messy top lip kiss, how i long for our trysts (ao3) - sycamoregirl
E, 10k
Summary:Â âCan you imagine how many times Iâve pictured you like this? Lying down, legs spread for me?â Jamesâ voice is deep and Regulus lets out a loud moan at the words. âYou look so much sweeter than I could have imagined.â
or
Two horny boyfriends in their first unsupervised movie night.
my almost lover (ao3) - alarainai
T, 27k
Summary:
âIf I was dating Regulus, I would have noticed.â
A pause. His friends all stare at him with various levels of disbelief. Suddenly, he feels very stupid.
âAre you sure?â Remus asks.
Or: Regulus and James are a couple. James is the last person to realise this.
Never Have I Ever (ao3) - moonymoment
Regulus/James, Sirius/Remus
G, 3k
Summary:Â âDonât you dare, Moony-â he warned, but Remus waved him off and cleared his throat.
âNever have I ever,â Remus started, leaving a long pause for anticipation to build up, âsnogged TWO members of The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black.â
He finished the sentence with a shit-eating grin on his face, and James somehow looked ready to both cry and burst into hysterical laughter.
or: the one where Sirius finds out James is deflowering his little brother and all hell breaks loose.
Of Pinstripes And Potions (ao3) - pansysnarkinson
T, 52k
Summary: When James wakes up, his head is pounding. He canât remember drinking anything, but supposes he must have because it feels like heâs been hit square between the eyes with a bludger. Heâs never been one to get hungover, but he knows this is what itâs supposed to feel like. Although, come to think of it, he doesnât remember celebrating their victory on the pitch, isnât completely sure they had one at all. The last thing he remembers is turning to look to the stands, revelling in the roars of his fellow Gryffindors, certain that they were going to beat Hufflepuff. Then, he turned and⊠was hit square between the eyes with a bludger.
Now heâs stuck in the hospital wing, and the bed next to his is occupied by none other than Regulus Black.
On thin ice (ao3) - moonliquor182
N/R, 4k
Summary: Regulus agrees to go on a first date with James and discovers a frustrating little side effect of having feelings for a humanâŠ
pathological people pleaser (ao3) - rweoutofthewoods
E, 114k
Summary: No one, it turns out, really knows one another.
(OR: all it takes is a summer-long holiday in Italy, James Potter's teetering mental stability, a secret relationship, friends with benefits, Marleneâs secret, and enough stupidity and insecurity to go around for everything to come crashing down around them.)
quite like us (ao3) - alarainai
T, 67k
Summary:
[18:12]Â Seriously, wrong number. Donât send shirtless pictures to strangers.
[18:13] Padfoot, this rejection hurts.
[18:16]Â Whatâs a Padfoot?
[18:17] Wait, is this actually not Padfoot?
[18:19]Â I donât even know what that is, but no. Iâm not a Padfoot.
say you wonât let go (ao3) - mraudersmoon
G, 3k
Summary:Â He loves moments like these. Moments where James lets his guard down and heâs just James. Heâs a bit snappy and sassy but heâs still a huge goof and the sweetest sweetheart Regulus has ever met. Moments where they seem to reverse their roles and Regulus is yapping on and on and on and James is listening and commenting. Moments where theyâre just in their own world and nobody can bother them because itâs just them.
Smile When You Dive In (ao3) - pansysnarkinson
T, 107k
Summary:Â It was nearing the end of his fifth year at Hogwarts, and Regulus Black was getting on with it. Things at home had been far from perfect since Sirius ran away and left him behind, but that didn't mean that he'd stopped caring about his brother altogether. He just wasn't willing to admit that to Sirius.
So when Regulus is woken one night by an infuriated Severus Snape, he doesn't want to get involved with whatever his brother's latest 'prank' is. But seeing him isolated from his friends in the following days, and worried about what the coming summer will bring, Regulus decides that he has no option but to get involved. He couldn't possibly be aware of what would happen when he pushes himself into the orbit of one James Potter. With the threat of war looming and Potter busy chasing that muggleborn girl, what could possibly pass between him and Regulus that would compromise the Slytherin?
Sober Thoughts (ao3) - bizarrestars, moonymoment
E, 33k
Summary:Â James doesnât know why Regulus hates him. Regulus doesnât know why James likes him. They never expect to find out, but when they do, it changes everything.
Starfish (ao3) - regscupid
E, 10k
Summary:Â Regulus canât help but admire the view from the pool at his fatherâs country club.
that's what you do, baby (ao3) - xiiphiase
E, 47k
Summary: âWhatever, Rosier. Believe what you want. I couldnât care less about Potter.â Regulus spat.
âGood. Donât waste your time. You know as well as I do that The James Potter doesnât date anyone. He's gorgeous, obviously, but apparently no one here is good enough for him,â Evan scoffed. âSeven years at Hogwarts and the star quidditch player hasnât found anyone worthy of his presence.â
_____
In which Regulus has had a crush on one James Fleamont Potter since he was eleven years old, and James is a lovable, oblivious idiot who platonically kisses people when he's happy/excited. James kisses Regulus in a moment of excitement, chaos and pining ensues.
The Amortentia Potion (ao3) - orphan_account
G, 34k
Summary:Â After a very startling potions class, James Potter finds his interest in Regulus Black sky rocket.
or, James smells Regulus in the Amortentia potion
The Green Fig Tree (ao3) - Minttushka
Regulus/James, Draco/Harry
E, 223k
Summary: In 2004, a grieving Draco Malfoy finds solace in an unexpected place.
In 1976, Regulus Blackâs life changes forever after a Quidditch game.
In 1981, James Potter lives.
The question left is if history will always repeat itself â and more importantly, if some endings can be rewritten.
the love of a brother (ao3) - rxgulus
T, 9k
Summary: Or, Regulus writes about the person who raised him, Sirius is trying his best and James is a good boyfriend
The Mystery of the Pears (ao3) - sonwar
E, 89k
Summary: In the cave, Regulus doesnât beg for it to stop. He begs not be left behind, alone.
Perhaps this is why, when Kreacher gives one last look over his shoulder and sees terrible, pale hands reaching for his master, he appears in a flash at Regulusâ side, clutches him by the elbow, and Apparates them both out of the cave, directly disobeying his masterâs last order.
The Valley of the Shadow of Death (ao3) - Ludo_ten
M, 30k
Summary:Â Regulus begged Sirius to leave home while he had the chance. He knew their parents were planning something bad.
Sirius didnât listen. His mistake was fatal.
Now his parents wonât look him in the eye and heâd take James back just be close to someone again.
Then the drugs kick in, and Regulus starts to see his dead brother.
The Wolf King (ao3) - Batray845813
Regulus/James, Sirius/Remus, Barty/Evan
E, 271k
Summary:Â In a kingdom where darkness festers within the noble houses, Sirius and Regulus Black are prisoners of their own bloodline. Abused and manipulated by their cold, calculating parents, the Duke and Duchess, the brothers dream of escape but fear the shadows that would inevitably pursue them.
Hope flickers when the kingâs chancellor, arrives at their manor. Witnessing the brothersâ plight, he becomes their unexpected beacon of salvation and finds his heart irrevocably drawn to Regulus. A secret longing sparks a dangerous romance that could lead to all their doom
In a desperate bid for freedom, the brothers escape their oppressive home but find themselves separated. As Sirius searches for his brother, he encounters a dashing sea captain headed for the same land Sirius must reach.
However upon their arrival, the brothers find other more sinister forces that seek to destroy their newfound freedom and must fight to protect their promising new life against those who wish to see them erased from existence.
This House Could Be A Home (ao3) - Fullmoonstar00
T, 53k
Summary: Sirius Black has been living with the Potterâs for nearly 2 years and is constantly filled with guilt and regret about leaving Regulus behind. In the summer before the Marauderâs sixth year, Regulus turns up at the house with nowhere else to go and no one else to turn to. Can they forgive each other? Can they both let their guard down enough to be loved? Can the Black brothers move on from their past?
when you were mine (ao3) - sequinhaze
M, 235k
Summary: Regulus shattered James' heart the day he chose the Black family over the future they could have built together, and James was left witnessing from afar as Regulus turned into the monster his mother raised him to be.
Â
Six years later, Regulus storms back into his life after the Black Empire gets torn to pieces in the wake of what is arguably one of the biggest financial crime scandals in Britain's recent history.
But James is a man now, a man with a life he built for himself, and he won't let Regulus destroy him all over again.
Without A Trace (ao3) - Samynnad102687
E, 24k
Summary:Â Regulus gets a feeling that something is wrong. When he gets home from work, he finds that James is nowhere to be found. Did he leave? Was he taken? All Regulus knows is that James is gone without a trace and heâs going to do everything he can to get him back.
Hello! Hello! Iâm looking for a fic where Dramione accidentally aparates into Hermioneâs bed while sheâs sleeping. I think the title was like the Five times Draco ended up in Hermioneâs bed or something like that! I think I read it on Archive of Our Own! Can you find it? Thank you so much!
Five Times Draco Malfoy Accidentally Apparated into Hermione Granger's Bed... And the One Time He Meant To - thefrancakes - E, one-shot - Dracoâs breath hitches. Heâs close to that sweet release that will make this day better. Heâs falling into the deepness of the sort of orgasm that will melt his body and allow him to relax enough to finally sleep. His bed is dark but welcoming, without so many goddamn pillows. Itâs not the fluffy mess of clouds that Grangerâs is, even if heâd like to put one of those pillows under her hips as he fucked her. Dammit. He needs to stop thinking about her soft bed. He needs to stop thinking about Granger at all. Heâs so hard, it hurts, even with his hand on himself, chasing release. He needs toâ "Malfoy, did you just Apparate into my bed?!"
Finding Her Patronus (ao3) - AWideEyedPhoenix84
Remus/Tonks
E, 155k
Summary:Â After the events of Prisoner of Azkaban, Albus Dumbledore and Remus Lupin reach out to known supporters to begin planning a defense against the inevitable return of Voldemort. Among the new recruits is a colorful young witch named Nymphadora Tonks, who is paired with Lupin for her first official mission, and the two hit it off immediately.
Found Family (ao3) - limeta
Helga/Salazar
G, 2k
Summary:Â Before founding Hogwarts, the Founders had to find each other.
fruition (ao3) - ohmygodshesinsane
G, 1k
Summary: It is nearly time for Helga to see if her years of hard work have paid off.
Fun & Games at Grimmauld Place (fanfiction.net) - Gemini-Victoria
Remus/Tonks
T, 60k
Summary:Â Sirius is bored. Tonks is sick of being woken up at all hour by Sirius playing darts. what are they going to do? A secret prank off of course!
Impetuous (ao3) - Bryonia_Alba
Harry/Susan
E, 4k
Summary:Â A few drinks and a few memories leads Susan to act on a few impulses. Harry doesnât mind a bit.
Just One Foot (ao3) - Witty_Whit
Oliver/Susan
G, 458
Summary:Â Susan is scared of heights. Oliver has to tutor her. Unfortunately, heâs unsuccessful.
Maid of Honor for a Day, Best Friend for Life (ao3) - TheFrancakes
Susan/Blaise, Hannah/nNeville
E, 6k
Summary:Â Susan stared at the mug in her hands. At the bottom was a message. Her stomach twisted. She swallowed hard. Everything in her body told her to shake her head, to throw the mug and yell, to run away from the hell about to take over her world.
Maid of Honor for a day, Best Friend for life!
âWell, what do you think?â Hannah, her bubbly best friend asked expectantly. Her smile was laced in the color of pink lipstick that only suited girls who bounced when they walked.
Susan took a deep breath. She wanted to say no. It was on the tip of her tongue. âI, um, yeah, of course. Iâd love to.â
New Beginnings (ao3) - ThunderDragon05
Ron/Susan/Daphne
E, 4k
Summary:Â Susan Bones goes to Black Manor to discuss some things with Ron, but she interrupts something and gets more than she thought she would have.
Pomona Sprout and the Five Points from Hufflepuff (ao3) - pauraque
Minerva/Pomona
E, 2k
Summary: Pomona loves Minerva with an unreasonable and embarrassing passion, but the silly Head Girl does have a way of driving her mad. Especially when she takes points off Hufflepuff.
Pride (In the Name of Love)Â (ao3) - Bryonia_Alba
Susan/Ron
E, 5k
Summary:Â All Ron wanted when he took the Ministry job was a better life for him and Susan. He never thought he might lose everything that really mattered in the bargain.
Proceedings from the 'Herbologistsâ Fortnightly'Â (ao3) -Â PurpleFluffyCat
Snape/Pomona
E, 2k
Summary: Pomona had admitted it properly to herself for the first time this year: she was lonely, and sick and tired of not having any sex. This is the tale of what happens when a clever lady takes steps to ensure her own pleasure.
Scenes from the Hufflepuff Common Room (ao3) - Slumber
G, 2k
Summary: One day Pomona Sprout put up a bulletin board. Then her students made it their own.
The Eighth Letter and the Tenth Muse (ao3) - CanonIgnorer
Hannah/Hermione
T, 8k
Summary:Â Frustrated with her friends' attitudes towards inter-house unity, Hermione creates a group to promote it at the beginning of her fifth year. Unfortunately, only one person shows up: Hannah Abbott, a kind but shy Hufflepuff she barely knows. Despite their first meeting arising from failure, they get closer over the course of the year, and end up finding some inter-house unity of their own.
The Weapon (ao3) - Roff
Harry/Susan
M, 19k
Summary:Â One-Shot! Harry is trained as a weapon, but he doesnât like to talk about it. Fourth year, Triwizard Tournament. Some graphic violence. Pairing: Harry/Susan.
you are my symphony (ao3) - Someone_aka_Me
Susan/Daphne
T, 2k
Summary:Â Soulmate AU with tattoos that evolve with the relationship
Susan has a symphony growing on her ribs every time she talks to Daphne, but there's also a war to deal with.
Looking for a fic where Draco apparates to hermiones cottage he is confused as he has never been there and I don't think they are close friends.
Five Times Draco Malfoy Accidentally Apparated into Hermione Grangerâs Bed⊠And the One Time He Meant To - thefrancakes - E, one-shot - Dracoâs breath hitches. Heâs close to that sweet release that will make this day better. Heâs falling into the deepness of the sort of orgasm that will melt his body and allow him to relax enough to finally sleep. His bed is dark but welcoming, without so many goddamn pillows. Itâs not the fluffy mess of clouds that Grangerâs is, even if heâd like to put one of those pillows under her hips as he fucked her. Dammit. He needs to stop thinking about her soft bed. He needs to stop thinking about Granger at all. Heâs so hard, it hurts, even with his hand on himself, chasing release. He needs toâ âMalfoy, did you just Apparate into my bed?!â
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
â Live Streamingâ Interactive Chatâ Private Showsâ HD Qualityâ Free Actions
Free to watch âą No registration required âą HD streaming
Because I Love You (ao3) - starrnobella
hermione/draco
G, 1k
Summary: A agreement gets put in place and then one person goes against the deal. How much do you like shopping for Christmas presents at the last minute?
Be My Homeward Dove (ao3) - allwaswell16
draco/harry
E, 7k
Summary: It's almost Christmas, and Draco must find Harry the perfect gift. It's much more difficult than he'd imagined.
Summary: Draco Malfoy is hired on as the potions master at Hogwarts. Harry wants all of his students to have the best Christmas ever, so he goes for Draco for help. Will it work out? Or will it all go down in flames.
Everything Gold Can Stay (ao3) - charingfae
hermione/draco
T, 4k
Summary: Draco Malfoy would give all the money in his vault for a chance to woo Hermione Granger. And he very nearly does. Year after year, he gifts her the most perfect, thoughtful, elaborate Christmas presents. So why in Merlin's name does she keep getting mad?
One of these years, he's bound to get it right. Isn't he?
Found family (ao3) - TracingPatterns
sirius/remus
G, 3k
Summary: Harry wants to get Sirius a Christmas gift, but what do you give a godfather that you don't even know? He asks Remus for help.
Set during Order of the Phoenix, Christmas at Grimmauld Place.
Lost in a Store (ao3) - Mariana_Monteverde
neville/pansy
T, 533
Summary: In October 2003, Pansy and Neville start their Christmas Shopping...
My heart wasn't in it. (ao3) - Chlobliviate
sirius/remus
T, 2k
Summary: Sirius asks Remus to help him with his Christmas shopping.
Santa Knows Best (ao3) - FaeOrabel
james/lily, sirius/remus
T, 2k
Summary: James and Sirius are losing their minds over Christmas break trying to figure out what to get their new significant others. They don't want to screw it up now that the people they have been pining after for seven years have finally given them a chance. At their wits' end, they ask James' mom for help. Taking her suggestion, they find themselves wandering a Muggle Christmas Festival.
Small Decisions (ao3) - Meiri
hermione/harry
G, 1k
Summary: The Potters are spending Christmas in Perth with the Grangers, and doing some shopping at a local craft market.
Sweetheart (ao3) - FED_NS
hermione/snape
G, 4k
Summary: It's been ten years after the war. Hemione Granger and Severus Snape work together in the Department of Mysteries. Upon returning from Christmas shopping that the two of them did together, Hermione sees an obviously romantically intended gift to an unknown woman, and realizes two things: first â they accidently switched a bag or two, and second does not even bare being thought of⊠Kind of. Probably.
This Christmas (will be one to remember)Â (ao3) -Â orpheous87
draco/harry
T, 22k
Summary: Harry and Draco make plans for Christmas and the story will follow them through the month of December as they prepare for a different Christmas to the ones they've had in the past.
âtis the damn season (Pansyâs Version)Â (ao3) -Â thefrancakes
pansy/ron
T, 8k
Summary: âHave I mentioned I hate Christmas?â Pansy ventured, eyeing the magical coffee machine and surrounding holiday decor with skepticism.
âNo one hates Christmas,â Ron scoffed, though his grin never left his face. âYou hate the crazies or the capitalism or the earworms, but no one hates Christmas itself.â
âI do,â Pansy shot at him.
He snorted a laugh. âOkay, Pansy, whatever you say.â
He said it very unconvincingly, and if his lopsided smile said anything, he definitely did not believe her.
Pansy fumed, tucking her hair behind her ear, and tried to not focus on how he called her by her name or how much she liked it.
Wrapped (ao3) - In_Dreams
hermione/draco
T, 5k
Summary: While preparing for the annual war orphans' Christmas party with an unexpected assistant, Hermione is reminded that what matters most is below the surface.
Thatâs a wrap for the 2024 minifest! We hope you have enjoyed the variety of audio works that have been revealed over the past two weeks. Thanks to all of our wonderful creators for participating and submitting their works under our banner, and thanks as well to all the listeners who got excited about them!
Here's the full list of works from this year's minifest:
The Morning Doesnât Reach Us, written by @jennandblitz and read by @itsaash (4h, Sirius/Remus)
Lady BloodPureâs Society Papers, written by @the-francakes and read by @cailynwrites (1h28m, Neville/Pansy)
Killing and Other Mundane Activities, written by @venom0usbarbie and read by @bluestringpudding (57m, Hermione/Bellatrix)
What I thought, written by @bafflinghaze and read by @sweatersinthesummer (50m, Harry/Draco)
The Dogs of Valdivia, written by tereyaglikedi and read by nockout (45m, Viktor Krum & Hermione Granger)
Prime Cut, written by @provocative-envy and read by @blackestglass, @cailynwrites, @cosmiconfliction, @greenmegsnoham, kitsunerei88, Literarion, @lumosatnight, StrixXÄ«nXiÇng, @wilfriede (38m, Hermione/Scabior)
He Follows, written by nockout and read by @blue--dreaming (23m, Narcissa/Tom Riddle)
I Fall On Grass, written by @tackytigerfic and read by @lastontheboat (18m, Harry/Draco)
Fluffy Snunggles, written and read by @siobhanhazel (16m, Scorpius/Albus Severus)
Vernon's Turn, written by @bessthekraken and read by tereyaglikedi (12m, Vernon Dursley & Harry Potter)
Whole New World, written by @schmem14 and read by @lumosatnight (11m, Narcissa/Lily)
Where the Battle Started, written by albasti and read by nockout (9m, Amelia Bones & Mad-Eye Moody)
Old Obsessions are Hard to Smother, written and read by @elisedonut (6m, Colin Creevey/Percy Weasley)
Together with the waves, could we become happy?, written and read by @elisedonut (4m, Lavender/Fleur/Bill)
Touching Those Petals And Asking For Their Name, written and read by @elisedonut (4m, Sirius/Percy)