Who Am I?

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

@castleofshit

can you imagine having sex with your sweaty hairy Neolithic wife in a dark corner of the thatched roof longhouse and there’s like the smell of hay and mud and goats and goat shit everywhere and it’s mid july and it’s 90 degrees 

Cas not being allowed to be gay 🤝 Misha not being allowed to be straight

warner bros meeting: lets repeat once again. dean and cas are NOT and WILL not ever!!!! be gay for each other!!!! cas CAN confess his love but there has to be enough room to interpret it as ambiguously platonic and also he drops dead immediately after that. period. case closed. misha collins is definitely bisexual tho

While scientifically valuable, this distinction is largely irrelevant in practice, since both can be easily defeated with a brick.

I learned how to use a revolver yesterday and they are the most lesbian gun imaginable