roonil wazlib

The parallelogram may have been called HOPE but I have none after those maths papers

yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire

because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are

that is so sweet I might just stab someone

a 30 y/o drunk man came up to me in a nightclub the other night and said “the economy might be shit but at least we have niall horan” 

i’m having trouble believing this

i live in ireland the only thing irish men love more than themselves is niall horan 

#theres an irisn pub near my old vocal studio adn they have a framed picture of niall on the wall#not even signed or anything#just in the middle of the wall

Thank the lorde that Irish paper 1 is over am I right

Idc no matter what fucking title comes up I will write a fucking timpiste essay!!

Paper 1 was fine. Paper 2 was a load of shite.

heres to my size 3-8 girls. heres to my slightly squishy ladies who, whenever they have shown the slightest discomfort in their bodies, have been shut down immediately because “i would kill to have a body like yours!!!!!” “shut the fuck up youre so skinny wtf” “youre not gonna get all gross and anorexic are you?”

heres to my girls with skinny arms but a chubby belly. heres to my girls with a double chin but impossible waistline. heres to my girls with thick thighs and a flat butt. heres to my girls with disproportionate bodies. heres to my girls who were never “skinny enough,” or “big enough.” heres to you. youre fucking flawless.

Okay since it's 'speak your language day"

Send me a sentence/word in English and I’ll translate it into my language