A beautiful rose

Gothamite 2: Must be women problems.

Gothamite 3: I heard Wayne Enterprises is going bankrupt.

Gothamite 4: He must be really sick cus he has that Timothy boy doing the work for him. Although, that kid has been gone for quite some time now.

Gothamite 5: I heard he's gay and working at a club at night.

meanwhile, Bruce is just trying to balance life as Batman and as a father while dealing with his de-aged kids.

he knew he shouldn't have brought them with him on the mission.

Young Dick, tugging a toy: I'm going to kick you in the butt if you don't give me that stuffed toy back!

Young Tim, balancing an energy drink with one hand while pulling the toy from Dick on the other: You're so selfish, Dick! It's my turn!

Young Jason: *reading a book outloud by the corner just to annoy everyone else*

Young Cass: *on the floor, trying to balance her waffles on the table, with syrup all over the area*

the whole place is littered with fruit loops and cookies, milk splattered on the floor, the curtains are torn, dirty footprints are on the couches, a cape from one of their Robin suits is hanging on the chandelier, and the flat screen is damaged.

Steph: Ooof, it's bad, B.

Damian: Tt. Is Zatara even in this planet right now, Father?

Bruce, pinches the bridge of his nose: I think she's off world right now.

Duke: I'm more worried when Alf comes back from vacation and he sees this whole mess.

Bruce: I--

-Jason refuses to ask Bruce for money, but he will 100% stuff all his pockets with salt, pepper, bin bags, and other condiments when visiting the manor. Alfred pretends not to notice, but he absolutely does.

-Jason likes to take unflattering pictures of the Bat-Family and blackmail them by threatening to leak them. Dick mid-sneeze, Damian falling asleep on Titus, Tim with a drool stain from a power nap… He never actually leaks them, but he casually waves his phone around whenever he wants a favour.

-If you’re eating finger food like a burger, sandwich, or sub near him and you look away for one second—chomp. Jason takes a massive bite and acts like nothing happened, eyes still on the TV or scrolling through his phone.

-Jason loves to modify Bruce’s car with unnecessary accessories, like swapping the horn with a clown horn. Once, when he was mad at Bruce so he updated the Batmobile to blast the 1966 Batman theme song at max volume. He also buys tacky Batman merchandise and attaches it to Bruce’s car just to annoy him.

-Jason never forgets a prank. If you prank him, he will get you back on a day you least expect it.

-Jason barks back at dogs that bark at him aggressively. Even if he’s around people.

-Jason isn’t the type to replace something he ate or finished. If he eats half your snack, he’ll give the other half back. If he finishes your drink, he’ll buy you a new one… and drink half of it before giving it to you.

-Jason has definitely set off a trap in Wayne Manor by accident and played it off like it was intentional, saying he was “testing Bruce.” Tim, however, was watching the entire thing on CCTV the whole time.

-Jason likes to snatch his siblings’ phones and scroll through them while they chase him around. The only person he won’t try this with is Bruce—for obvious reasons.

-When Damian gets too smart with his mouth, Jason will scoop him up like a toddler when he’s off guard and call him “son” in the most condescending voice possible.

-Jason is banned from attending high-profile events. The last time Bruce brought him to one, Jason spent the entire night eating from the buffet table, emptying servers’ trays, and refusing to talk to anyone.

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