Stay Strong

Is your therapist washing you?

used her hand sanitizer

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

me after every conversation: shit they’ll never wanna talk to me again

no offense to 2020 but what the fuck

and btw the seas are fully dried up

cant take a bus to the beach to fact check this one right now but reblogging to spread the word just in case

how would the bus driver know when to stop

Torches make you look like a racist... Beautiful

*Citronella shaming.

1-800-buy a fucking chicken 😂😂

@instructor144

@kedreeva

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

This has worked before, so why not again?

I could really use a miracle. So why not

im super broke let’s see some magic people.

Give it a try, why not? 

I started to scroll past this, then as it passed finally noticed “buenos dias fuckboy” and laughed too hard not to reblog

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

Where my introverts at?

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