Distorted December day 2 but me and my friend ask our clueless discord buddies to draw the distortionist based off purposefully bad vc descriptions :’)
occasionally subtle
tumblr dot com
todays bird
hello vonnie
Noah Kahan
The Stonewall Inn
Show & Tell
noise dept.
Not today Justin

oozey mess
ojovivo
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

if i look back, i am lost

shark vs the universe

ellievsbear

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Distorted December day 2 but me and my friend ask our clueless discord buddies to draw the distortionist based off purposefully bad vc descriptions :’)

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Kennith: Chris's blood isn't red, it's black. Lemme show you- [Going to stab chris]
Maika: nO-
I missed distorted december (day 2) because i put it on queue instead of post :)))))))))))))))
-Mod Distorty
Maika: Sometimes, you just gotta talk about your feelings.
Chris: I literally have NO idea what that's like. Honestly could NOT be me.
Someone on discord yelled at me in my DMs to draw the distortionist and i hope your happy bro i drew this in an uber and then broke my stylus
Also I made an OC blog
Also also happy Distorted December hopefully my knees wont be smashed in :)

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Chris: I'm literally the nicest person you'll ever meet.
Kennith, in surrounded by garbage agter being shoved by Chris: Fuck you, twisty cunt.
Chris: k, don't remember when I said this twink could talk- Anyways!!! I'm like so kind!!!
Here it comes!
Just thought I’d brush up on my dusty-as-hell animation skills
Ya boi back from the fuckin dead :))))))))
-Mod Distorty
Distorted December
Hello everyone, today, I’d like to talk about Distorted December. Now, Distorted December is similar to Inktober & Huevember, which is of course an art challenge. But, unlike Inktober & Huevember, Distorted December is a lot less stressful.
The rules for Distorted December:
It’s a daily challenge that lasts the whole December. So, make sure to do it daily (but it’s okay if you miss some days).
Whatever you create has to be related to The Distortionist in some way.
It’s not limited to just drawing, you can: Sew, make music (or covers), cosplay, arts & crafts etc
Whatever you create doesn’t have to be perfect. You could half-ass whatever you’re making, and it would still count. You don’t have to specifically draw (or make) The Distortionist himself. You could just do something like a mirror or his bat. Distorted December is a very chill challenge, so don’t stress too much. I myself will be participating (since I created this). Goodluck everyone!
-Mod Distorty
It's that time of year again!!!!!! Distorted December will sooon be starting, and I've been informed people are actually looking forward to it, so thank you all for supporting this dumb idea I had!!!! I wish the best of luck to all, and if you're new, everything you need to know about Distorted December is on the post above. Once again, thank you and goodluck!!!!
-Mod Distorty
Y'all just gonna let this shit slide, huh?
-Mod Distorty
“Prithee Tell, doth thou desire I lay mine fine-clad boots upon thou’s facial region?”
I am sobbing why would you bring this cursed speech upon this post
A🅱️lert please,,,
Thou'st mimickry of my speech est of thy utmost accuracy
shut the fuck up, nerd
you’re just mad cause you’re cringe, my dear ♥️
at least i don’t have to transform into a cat just to see that train girl :))))
You’ve gotten the story wrong as always. I had to turn into a cat so I may find out the source of my reincarnated daughter’s power.
What, is that pesky teenager stronger than you? You truly are letting yourself go, your highness.
Of course she isn’t stronger than me. I just never had a chance to learn before she left.
What’s the point in finding the source, then? There would be no need to observe her.
…..do not question me, angel.
Oh, I’m questioning you intensely.
Then Stop It.
Uh, how about no? Fuck you? Don’t tell me what to do, filthy demon? Go suck a lemon?
what the F U C K did I just witness?
-Mod Distorty
Ah, I see. Carry on then
-Mod Distorty

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Y'all just gonna let this shit slide, huh?
-Mod Distorty
“Prithee Tell, doth thou desire I lay mine fine-clad boots upon thou’s facial region?”
I am sobbing why would you bring this cursed speech upon this post
A🅱️lert please,,,
Thou'st mimickry of my speech est of thy utmost accuracy
shut the fuck up, nerd
you’re just mad cause you’re cringe, my dear ♥️
at least i don’t have to transform into a cat just to see that train girl :))))
You’ve gotten the story wrong as always. I had to turn into a cat so I may find out the source of my reincarnated daughter’s power.
What, is that pesky teenager stronger than you? You truly are letting yourself go, your highness.
Of course she isn’t stronger than me. I just never had a chance to learn before she left.
What’s the point in finding the source, then? There would be no need to observe her.
…..do not question me, angel.
Oh, I’m questioning you intensely.
Then Stop It.
Uh, how about no? Fuck you? Don’t tell me what to do, filthy demon? Go suck a lemon?
what the F U C K did I just witness?
-Mod Distorty
Did you honestly expect that you could say something ghost-related and just not have all of us suddenly climb out of our coffins and start screaming like provoked monkeys
This is one of the best responses I have got on a post ever
-Mod Distorty
Y'all just gonna let this shit slide, huh?
-Mod Distorty
“Prithee Tell, doth thou desire I lay mine fine-clad boots upon thou’s facial region?”
I am sobbing why would you bring this cursed speech upon this post
A🅱️lert please,,,
Thou'st mimickry of my speech est of thy utmost accuracy
shut the fuck up, nerd
you’re just mad cause you’re cringe, my dear ♥️
at least i don’t have to transform into a cat just to see that train girl :))))
You’ve gotten the story wrong as always. I had to turn into a cat so I may find out the source of my reincarnated daughter’s power.
What, is that pesky teenager stronger than you? You truly are letting yourself go, your highness.
Of course she isn’t stronger than me. I just never had a chance to learn before she left.
What’s the point in finding the source, then? There would be no need to observe her.
…..do not question me, angel.
Oh, I’m questioning you intensely.
Then Stop It.
Uh, how about no? Fuck you? Don’t tell me what to do, filthy demon? Go suck a lemon?
what the F U C K did I just witness?
-Mod Distorty
owos vflower deserved better
Ain't that a damn fact
-Mod Distorty
hi yes hello
Howdy, bitch
Okie
Doki, suck my big phat fucking dick (I am sorry, idk anymore)
-Mod Distorty

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I fucking love chris
Shit bitch, me too, the fuck?
-Mod Distorty
THE DISTORTIONIST from The Distortionist is a twink!
Hey Mod Distorty do you see this? DO YOU SEE THIS?
THIS IS FUCKING SLANDER
-Mod Distorty