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sad news, my son Crispin Shopify III saw a picture of me when i was breastfeeding him as a baby. the psychiatrists all agreed that exposure to this act which is potentially incestuous and sexual was equivalent to infinite permanent sexual trauma, and so we've decided to euthanize him and just start again from the beginning. hopefully i wont fuck it up again this time. god bless.
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hugeeeee fan of Bruce complaining- especially at the beginning- about the Justice League to his Robins and them just slowly realizing that the things he's complaining about are things they do.
"Hm? Clark? Oh, yeah. He's fun, I suppose, he's just a little too energized. I've never once seen him slow down."
"Guy Gardener? I mean... he's okay at his job but really, he's got too much of a temper and is too impulsive."
"Listen, I love J'onn (and not just because he might be reading my thoughts rn) but sometimes that man is too curious."
"Sorry did you just talk to me about fucking Hal Jordan? Yeah. No. That man talks way too fucking much."
"Diana? She's... nice I suppose, I can tell she has a good heart, but she can get a little intense and violent sometimes. Very controlled by her own emotions, as much as she tries not to be."
And this can either go one of two ways- either the Kid he's talking to confronts him and says a joking "But B, I do that." And Bruce sits there stunned for a minute as he digests that before saying quietly, "But... it's different for you. I like it when you do it."
Or- the batkid just quietly realizes this and internalizes it and... yk. Angst potential.
when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard
Izutsumi is aroace, you agree with me, happy pride.
More and more I'm beginning to suspect that a not totally insignificant number of people are just straight up not listening when female characters talk.
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You start A Memory Called Empire and think ‘Damn, Yksander was too interesting and hot and bisexual, they had to kill him’, and you end the book knowing Yksander was too interesting and hot and bisexual, they had to kill him. Too bad we don’t get to see how the most powerful and politically shrewd throuple in all of Teixcalaan was when Yksander was still alive
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I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on
There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.
Happy Pride
jeez. sorry you didn't like it.
happy pride!
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I love that this could imply both Divorce or Death (murder, even??) Either way pretty ballsy to proudly display on your wall.
Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!
I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day
The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.
Yeah that checks out.
What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?
Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.
Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.
While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.
Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.
Painter: Aw...
Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔
Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?
Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.
Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.
Candysseia: And where did he come from?
Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.
Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?
Pericles: *hands him papyrus*
Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!
To be clear, the Emperor Constantine looks like Roger Doofenshmirtz.
Also, I agree with everybody who says that Greco-Roman Candace's name should be Candassandra (since nobody believes her warnings).
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