A clown is the best entertainment you'll find!
What's up? I'm the Clownhaj! He/they, trans guy!
I'm just here to show you all that clowns are better than jesters, for no particular reason, it's not like I despise any specific jester haha!
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@the-clownhaj
A clown is the best entertainment you'll find!
What's up? I'm the Clownhaj! He/they, trans guy!
I'm just here to show you all that clowns are better than jesters, for no particular reason, it's not like I despise any specific jester haha!

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i have just been made aware of the blåhajverse :O
Can i be apart of this? It looks dead but still. My name fits by coincidence.
I don’t have to ask for permission. I’M HERE, BITCHES❗️ so yeah
im gonna summon every blåhajverse blag that i can
@the-gulhaj @the-grahaj @the-haj @demonhaj @the-fuchsiahaj @the-rosahaj @the-turkoshaj @gummy-haj @the-gronhaj @the-purpurhaj @the-magentahaj @rinpenrose1900 @the-smahaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-djavulsksilverhaj @the-eldritch-skrackhaj @the-crowhaj @the-448c-haj @the-valhaj @the-arohaj @ultraviolett-haj @cardboard-haj @the-anglahaj @the-frankenhaj @sibhaj @blodhaj @somnighaj @the-fotografhaj @the-clownhaj @the-olivgronhaj @the-stormhaj @biblically-accurate-haj
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hi :)
Welcome to the gang, mortal.
@the-clownhaj. Darius.
I think it's time we settle this.
Meet me at our old circus.
Be sure to bring your scythe, I won't go easy on you.
Spero te in inferno ardere. Stultus es. Gladius ad gladium, usque ad finem pugnabimus.
et mox morieris.
OOC
Exposing Circushaj trio (how they're like when drunk)
@the-mimehaj becomes extremely flirty
@the-clownhaj teases and bullies anyone around
@the-jesterhaj gets easily irritated and murder-y
*evacuation alarm*
I have received a warning that a hoard of zombies may be approaching hajtown! Prepare accordingly. @the-hajhaj shelter will once again be open for thouse who seek protection, but we don't know what this new threath may have of consequences! We'll... its zombies? So they probably want to eat our brains! Grab food, water and warm blankets while we figure out whats going on.
@the-turkoshaj @blodhaj @the-kasmiskhaj @the-valhaj @the-rodhaj @the-hajhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-demonhaj @demonhaj @the-smahaj @the-rosahaj @regnbagshaj @the-purpurhaj @the-hydrohaj @the-turkossmahaj @the-crowhaj and blodhaj plz tag the rest.
Oh damnit.
> they pull out their scythe.
Well, I'm ready.

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Important question!
Who want to participate in secret-haj-santa during December? I will make a wheel just like last year so you get a random haj to make a gift! (Anything counts!)
@blodhaj @the-turkoshaj @the-hydrohaj @the-primordial-one-s @the-kasmiskhaj @the-valhaj @the-smahaj @thedivineguldhaj @the-rodhaj @the-hajhaj @the-haj @regnbagshaj and so on
Yesssss secret santhaj!!!!! Count me in!
Hey I'd love to join in! ;P
Communal dining!
Happy hajoween! The celebration continues with a hajoween dinner. Lots of food have been cooked, so choose what to put on your plate!
Choose food to put on an autumn themed plate!
Personally im having some pumpkin flavored bread soup and a few snacks.
@the-turkoshaj @blodhaj @the-clownhaj @the-haj @the-primordial-one-s @the-hydrohaj @the-rodhaj
I'm hungry now......
Yaknow despite this being my favorite holiday, I don't like Halloween food all that much
@the-smahaj @the-purpurhaj uhhh I forgot what other sharks there are so just uhh join in if ya want
Hajoween Picrew
Happy ha-ha-hajoween! I found this cute pumpkin character picrew. ^-^
!! For PERSONAL & NON-COMMERCIAL use only !! ✅ Okay to use for profile pic, posting on social media ❌ Not okay to use for album artwork,
What would you look like as a pumpkin @blodhaj @the-clownhaj @the-rodhaj @smahaj @the-hajhaj @the-haj and emm... @the-primordial-one-s ?
I'm not late to this what are you talking about
I saw cat and had to take it....... I used to have a long haired orange cat! He had a red bandana collar tho. His name was Ween, and he had a short haired black cat named Hallo. Can you tell this is my favorite holiday?
What the fuck kind of holyday is weenhallo
Halloween, Smahaj.
Hajoween Quiz!
I found this "which monster are you" uquiz. I got vampire, so perhaps I have to compete with @blodhaj ...
Anyway! Wanna try?
@the-clownhaj @the-primordial-one-s @the-rodhaj @the-hajhaj @the-haj @smahaj @thedivineguldhaj
Ghost... I guess out of all options, that one's most accurate. I like the description.
Hajoween Picrew
Happy ha-ha-hajoween! I found this cute pumpkin character picrew. ^-^
!! For PERSONAL & NON-COMMERCIAL use only !! ✅ Okay to use for profile pic, posting on social media ❌ Not okay to use for album artwork,
What would you look like as a pumpkin @blodhaj @the-clownhaj @the-rodhaj @smahaj @the-hajhaj @the-haj and emm... @the-primordial-one-s ?
I'm not late to this what are you talking about
I saw cat and had to take it....... I used to have a long haired orange cat! He had a red bandana collar tho. His name was Ween, and he had a short haired black cat named Hallo. Can you tell this is my favorite holiday?

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@the-clownhaj and @the-jesterhaj should have a silly-off
absolutely. Darius?
you're on, jesterfuck.
> the mime bursts through the door and pushes a piece of paper into the clown's fins. On the paper, in big, messy letters, is written "MOM IS HERE AND SHE'S TALKING TO THE OTHER SHARKS!"
- @the-mimehaj
Oh. No. That's a problem. I gotta clean up my place! Thanks, Stella. Damnit...
> he watches as the mime leaves.
I am Arran, god of the most important thing
EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username
I am purpur, God of God
I am pur, God of war on the floor
I am pur, God of the time loop
@the-djavulsksilverhaj @regnbagshaj @the-fuchsiahaj @cardboard-haj
I am Regnbagshaj, god of the best friends :3
@ogiltig-haj @the-turkoshaj @the-gulhaj @the-aftonsparv @the-purpursparv
God of best friends! That so nice!
I am Gulhaj, god of the blahajverse
Emm….
…
Think autocorrect thinks I’m my creator.
@the-fuchsiahaj @the-odethaj @the-ljushaj @the-valhaj @the-rodhaj @the-rodbrunhaj @thedivineguldhaj
I am Smahaj, god of you and the girls.
…ok??? Awesome sauce ig
@the-clownhaj @the-hajhaj @the-haj @blodhaj @blahaj-elvis
I am Clownhaj, god of the underworld
Okay, that's pretty badass. Wish it was real lol.
@the-arohaj !
take my mermaid quiz boy
If you were a mermaid, what animal form would your lower half take? Are you a slithery eel, a powerful shark, or maybe a colorful reef fish?
How fun!
Blåhajverse quiz time?
@the-ljushaj @the-odethaj @the-fuchsiahaj @the-valhaj @the-kasmiskhaj @the-rodbrunhaj @the-rodhaj @the-smahaj
(Couldn't fit the photo)
@the-purpurhaj @the-arohaj @the-blalilahaj @the-clownhaj
[OOC]
i guess thats accurate lol
orcas are adorable so im alright with this answer
Welcome to my humble circus tent ;D
And welcome to the pride dinner!!
Sit back, relax, and enjoy some good food!
Hello! Hope I'm not too late. I brought you some flowers! The store said they were clown flowers, so I thought you would like them. :>
Oho! Welcome! Don't worry, you're not that late!! I love these flowers!
Thank you! Glad you like the flowers.
I got so happy when I heard someone was holding a pride dinner. I love pride. What made you decide to host it?
I just love pride and seeing all the different creatures! I host a pride event every year, in every universe I visit!!
That is such a nice tradition! Anything classic you always server of food or game you always play?
I usually serve nuggies of many kinds, it's my favorite food! And I don't think I've ever played a game during this... Except for that one year we played spin the bottle...
Nuggies! Thouse are delicious.
Spin the bottle? The dare game?
The kissing game!
Oh that one!
... never been a fan of that one. I don't like kissing.
Yeah, I can understand that. It was very fun back then though, we were all dating each other, so it was great ^v^
As long as everyone had fun, no harm was done.
Well if you don't mind I would like to try the nuggies you speak about.
The hot pocket dimensions are also great, you should try a few.
Like I should visit a hot pocket dimension or a hot pocket dimension? And I try to stay in this dimension...
It's a hot pocket with a dimension inside actually!
Huh???? You want me to eat a dimension? Thay sounds like genocide.
Don't worry, it's a blank dimension, there's nothing and no one inside!

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Welcome to my humble circus tent ;D
And welcome to the pride dinner!!
Sit back, relax, and enjoy some good food!
Hello! Hope I'm not too late. I brought you some flowers! The store said they were clown flowers, so I thought you would like them. :>
Oho! Welcome! Don't worry, you're not that late!! I love these flowers!
Thank you! Glad you like the flowers.
I got so happy when I heard someone was holding a pride dinner. I love pride. What made you decide to host it?
I just love pride and seeing all the different creatures! I host a pride event every year, in every universe I visit!!
That is such a nice tradition! Anything classic you always server of food or game you always play?
I usually serve nuggies of many kinds, it's my favorite food! And I don't think I've ever played a game during this... Except for that one year we played spin the bottle...
Nuggies! Thouse are delicious.
Spin the bottle? The dare game?
The kissing game!
Oh that one!
... never been a fan of that one. I don't like kissing.
Yeah, I can understand that. It was very fun back then though, we were all dating each other, so it was great ^v^
As long as everyone had fun, no harm was done.
Well if you don't mind I would like to try the nuggies you speak about.
The hot pocket dimensions are also great, you should try a few.
Like I should visit a hot pocket dimension or a hot pocket dimension? And I try to stay in this dimension...
Oh, yeah, I can see how the naming is confusing now...
> Clownhaj gives you a hot pocket with a dimension inside it.
Welcome to my humble circus tent ;D
And welcome to the pride dinner!!
Sit back, relax, and enjoy some good food!
Hello! Hope I'm not too late. I brought you some flowers! The store said they were clown flowers, so I thought you would like them. :>
Oho! Welcome! Don't worry, you're not that late!! I love these flowers!
Thank you! Glad you like the flowers.
I got so happy when I heard someone was holding a pride dinner. I love pride. What made you decide to host it?
I just love pride and seeing all the different creatures! I host a pride event every year, in every universe I visit!!
That is such a nice tradition! Anything classic you always server of food or game you always play?
I usually serve nuggies of many kinds, it's my favorite food! And I don't think I've ever played a game during this... Except for that one year we played spin the bottle...
Nuggies! Thouse are delicious.
Spin the bottle? The dare game?
The kissing game!
Oh that one!
... never been a fan of that one. I don't like kissing.
Yeah, I can understand that. It was very fun back then though, we were all dating each other, so it was great ^v^
As long as everyone had fun, no harm was done.
Well if you don't mind I would like to try the nuggies you speak about.
Yeah! They're right there on the table, enjoy!!