The BRUCIFER is Found

What is a Brucifer? It's a balding, red-haired demon of Northern Alabama, recognizable by his large bot belly, and short stature. His hobbies include smashing rocks, throwing stones, and slapping his belly. He is often the culprit of stealing your neighbors welcome mats. This blog is dedicated to Brucifer sightings, as well as Brucifer art. He's shy, reclusive, sensitive. If you see a Brucifer in the wild, back away slowly. Avoid direct eye-contact. Preferred habitiat is low land areas and swamps, often seen in the Alabama Booking River Drainage. Primary food sources include donuts and coffee, with the occasional humble pie. Est. remaining wild population: +/- 50. Average life-span 420 in dog years. Estimated life expectancy if you encounter one: Extremely short.