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My headmate’s larp character stole my riding crop.

I still prefer him to the old one.

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So, this led to the question of "are you sure you wouldn't like to try larping as yourself at some point?" (and to an answer best summarised as "fuck no"), which in turn led to wondering what Arvid-as-player-character-in-Impact would be like... Oh.

Oh. Dear.

Well that is an unpleasant realisation.

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DAVE: gamzee what happened here DAVE: did you see what happened DAVE: not gonna answer me huh DAVE: youre just gonna keep manhandling johns evil mom and not tell me what jades doing under this house DAVE: sweet jesus youre an awful dude

Homestuck. Again.

KARKAT: THE MOTION PASSES WITH AN OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OF VOTES AMONG PEOPLE IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY WHO AREN'T HORRIBLE!

Homestuck.

Troll democracy is the best democracy.

#Z #This is exactly how decisions get made around here as well

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KARKAT: OK, WOW, FINE! KARKAT: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED! KARKAT: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF CREATURE COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!!! DAVE: karkat just threw a tantrum about a chair DAVE: i just won karkat tantrum bingo

Homestuck (via the-black-castle)

KARKAT: AT LAST! KARKAT: WE ARE FREE FROM THE ACCURSED INSTRUMENT OF ASS ELEVATION!

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KARKAT: OK, WOW, FINE! KARKAT: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED! KARKAT: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF CREATURE COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!!! DAVE: karkat just threw a tantrum about a chair DAVE: i just won karkat tantrum bingo

Homestuck

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VRISKA: Proceed in a str8 line shaped like a perpetually shifting torus knot until you feel a sense of despair transcending all mortal comprehension, then hang a right at the next octopus?

Homestuck

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JOHN: i mean... JOHN: ok, he has a ghost butt, for one thing. JADE: uh JADE: so JOHN: a GHOST BUTT, jade! JADE: SO WHAT IF HE HAS A GHOST BUTT!!!!! JOHN: i'm just saying... JADE: WHATEVER YOURE JUST SAYING, JUST STOP SAYING IT! JADE: and whatever youre trying to gesture with your hands there, stop doing that too! JOHN: what? no, i was just... JADE: nope!!! totally not talking about this JOHN: but JADE: put your hands down john

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TG: i feel kind of like shit but other than that im toters perf TG: im starting to wonderd if drinkin early today wasnt that coolest idea?? TG: now i have all these responsibitities while my brain is tellin me to go fuck myelf TG: *self TG: aint wanna fuck no elf TG: not in this condition at least TG: i would probs need some hella strong coffee b4 boning a elf

Roxy. Homestuck.

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DAVE: this is just an old fashioned beatdown where im from deal with it KARKAT: WHY DON'T YOU OLD FASHIONED GO FUCK YOURSELF? DAVE: stop biting my cape KARKAT: FUFCK NYOUF.

Zeph and Vid. Constantly. This is the funniest thing I have ever seen twice.

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uu: IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T MIND. IT'S THAT I FAIL SPECTACuLARLY TO GIVE A SHIT. uu: THERE IS SuCH A BIG DIFFERENCE. uu: AND THE FACT THAT I MIGHT NOT CLuE YOu INTO YOuR FATE ALL THE TIME. uu: DuE TO MY AGGRAVATED APATHY OVER THE MATTER. uu: IS AN IMMuTABLE FACT. I AM STATING FOR THE RECORD. uu: IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT GIVING A SHIT IS WHAT IS TAKING PLACE HERE.

Caliborn. Homestuck.

...i mean, the guy is really angry, and says fuck like in practically every sentence...

John, referring to Karkat. Homestuck.

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Notable Utterances, Vid, September

You don't have a borderline personality. You borderline-have a personality.

You have instead-of traumatic stress disorder: literally nothing bad has ever happened to you, but you're still fucking crazy.

Stop worrying that nobody likes you. Of course nobody likes you!

I bet there's a really big spider under the fridge. There. Overeating problem fixed!

Stop quoting me out of context to make me look bad. I live in your body: I already look fucking hideous!

V: You'll attempt to play that over my cold dead body

Z: ... a coffin would fit perfectly into the wasted space under the harpsichord! Why did I never think of that?

V: ...

#Z 1:0 V #for once

Notable utterances, Vid, August

If he didn't want to be quoted without context he wouldn't keep saying such quotable things.

"A first violinist is a walking ego with wonderful hands. You want sympathy, try the fucking woodwinds."

"People who serve tea like this meet bad ends in dark alleys. I'm just sayin."

"An orchestra is a lot like an army: you have no choice about listening to the brass, and that's unfortunate."

"You give personality disorders a bad name, you borderline-literate gelatinous mass of embarrassing failings!"

"You've literally forgotten what I said in the time it took to walk over here to write it down! And you wonder why I complain that you don't fucking listen to me!"

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I know I'd thought of this before, but I'm really struck by just how much Vid looks like Zib from Lackadaisy. See?? Uncanny resemblance! I mean, he's a little more pointy-eared-and-ginger than that, but then, so is Zib!

Apparently this would work better if I could 1) remember anything cool either of us have said ever, 2) manage to post without cutting off half of what Vid says...

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