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Eugh...my moron of a nephew has been talking my head off for weeks on end about all of this blogging business. Honestly, I am more concerned that I merely let him around my headquarters...anyways, that is NOT the point! He wishes for me to speak to the inferior and respond to their feebleminded questions! But I do suppose it could bring forth their succulent brains, which may possibly be the most intelligent thought that fool has ever experienced....very well then! Ask what you please at your risk!

This is a role-playing account on the side created by @mattitudesart

I just thought it would be fun to start one because I've seen plenty of people doing the same! But please, I ask all of you not to ask or show anything too inappropriate or anything in the NSFW category...light amounts of suggestive stuff is alright, but that's the only rule I've got, so please be respectful.

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daves-twiddydinkies

Heya, neighbor! Heard that my rival and his buddies are starting some blogs! Thought I'd stop by and do the same thing! Come on down to Crazy Dave's Twiddydinkies, and ask away!

the-biggest-brainz

OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING! WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!

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As much as helping you would not be fun to do but I at least don't think you are gay just bi-curious at best also there are people in the world women included along with them that find you attractive and I literally just sent you evidence of that so if you want to shut the old geezer up that way then be my guest just don't tell him I'm the one who told you I wish to not have a nuke come at me!

HAH! Evidence?! You call those freakish images you have forwarded EVIDENCE? You act as if you have known me the entirety of your life, but you do not! While I do appreciate that you have told me where your ANNOYANCE comes from, that dammed general....I do NOT appreciate you assuming who I am. That is for ME to decide, NOT you.

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the-biggest-brainz

Glorious leader zomboss, there have been some rumors going around that you are, and I quote "homosexual" are these rumors true?

@zcorpofficial

What?! That is preposterous! I could never see myself being with...ahem....a man. Anyways, who started such a rumor?! I want names!

zcorpofficial

I cannot verify where such rumors come from glorious leader, i've only heard them amongst the grapevine you see! But if I may ask. Why did you pause partway through? Could there be more to these rumors?

the-biggest-brainz

No, no, no! Absolutely not!! Something was just caught in my throat is all, nothing to see, nothing to hear!!

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the-biggest-brainz

Glorious leader zomboss, there have been some rumors going around that you are, and I quote "homosexual" are these rumors true?

@zcorpofficial

What?! That is preposterous! I could never see myself being with...ahem....a man. Anyways, who started such a rumor?! I want names!

camo-flage-real

Of course you'd be a homosexual! No woman would ever love that tumor for a head!

the-biggest-brainz

SHUT YOUR TRAP YOU OLD KOOK!!

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im surprised to see you here of all places, huh. anyways, what are your thoughts on Dave, Penny, and their Neighbor?

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I am quite baffled that I happen to be here as well, but here we are.

Anyways, David! He may be crazy, but he certainly is far from idiotic, even though he acts the part! But ohoho, do I hate his GUTS. The absolute BANE of my existence. I hope that one day that man chokes to death on his own taco!!

And for his neighbor...the neighbor isn't too horrible, but they are just as annoying as David. No matter what I throw at them, those pesky plants get in the way, no thanks to David.

And Penny. The van that is supposedly David's. I do not have much against her, but since her technology is practically the same as mine...I believe I am her rightful owner.

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YOU. What brings you to this madness?? Zombert annoyed you too?? Of course you'd fold under pressure! You're weak!

- @camo-flage-real

Oh please! As if YOU did not fold under his pressure, bullets-for-brains! That is why you are here now, is it not? You have come earlier than I, so that makes YOU the weakest of the two of us! Folding quickly like the old curmudgeon you are!

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Wait if your nephew gave you this blog then doesn't that mean he has one himself? If so where the hell is it?! What username did he give himself I've tried looking it up with his basic first name and I got jack shit!

I could not tell you, nor do I give a singular care! I wouldn't want that moocher anywhere near my blog anyhow!

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Glorious leader zomboss, there have been some rumors going around that you are, and I quote "homosexual" are these rumors true?

@zcorpofficial

What?! That is preposterous! I could never see myself being with...ahem....a man. Anyways, who started such a rumor?! I want names!

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Hey Zomboss I have a ship on my Tumblr account called rotten love what do you think of the version of you who is shipped with my character Ruthanne?

AGH! What is this foul sight before me?! This is supposed to be me?! A version of the great Dr. Edgar George Zomboss? I would NEVER let myself get this soft, this sappy, especially not for some female HUMAN! It is flattering, sure, but absolutely not!!

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To Dr zomboss is there any family members you like and or respect and vice versa?

Absolutely....NOT! These buffoons that I am, unfortunately, related to are worth next to nothing to me! It would only be a waste of my precious time had I been with them! My nephew, Zombert, on the other hand...he seems to look up to me. But in my eyes, he is nothing more than a lazy, good-for-nothing imbecile.

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