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@the-batman-offical
Intro
This post is entirely OOC because I figure B wouldn't have one as Batman, lol.
Anyway.
Batman, aka B, uses he/him. Sometimes it/its because we love when B is a cryptid. He is a very proud father of all of his many children and tries his best to be a good dad. I'm tired of Bruce being abusive, good dad Bruce Wayne 2k25.
The sister blog to this one is @brucie-wayne-offical .
Mod info under the cut.
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Hm. Riddler spotted on Fifth Ave heading towards Alice Street. Potential involvement of Mad Hatter, considering the location. I recommend caution to those in the area while we work to capture the two.
Please control your vigilantes
Sincerely, a tired HR employee
- Vigilante HR
Layana smith
My vigilantes? They’re hardly mine. Put in a complaint with @the-batman-offical
Who does this HR work for? As far as I know, my vigilantes are largely unassociated with those from other cities.
Besides, they're hardly mine, either. If there's anyone they listen to, it's @nightwing-offical. I think they listen to you more than they ever did to me, Oracle.
I has a question for Batman
Does the famous Bat make all his own stuffs
Or does he has a team for that
And also a question for Superman
Can he lift me into the sky and take me with him when he flies
Please
Thank you for your questions! I’ll leave you to @the-batman-offical @batman-offical to answer.
-Frank.
There is a production team, yes. Given the scope of the city, if I made my own gear by hand, I would have no time to sleep at all. And a certain someone would be quite upset with me for that.
I do work very closely with them, however. They are people I trust implicitly and some of the few who know who I am. Hence why I do not reveal who they are, either.
Hey batman when you take a selfie can that be considered a family photo
Hn.
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Do you have any advice for young heroes?
Asking hypothetically. I'm not a hero, nope. Absolutely not this is just a very hypothetical question.
- 🌊⚔️
Well, I'm just the intern here. But maybe @the-batman-offical, @martian-manhunter-offical or @aquaman-offical could help you out!
-Frank.
Don't do it unless you have to. I'd rather not have more people risking their lives unnecessarily. Especially when "young" usually means "child or teenager", as far as I've seen.
If you must, make sure to train regularly. Keep a clear head, meditate. Don't allow fear or panic to control you. In time-sensitive situations, you will need your logical reasoning. Keep your body in shape. Stretch regularly, you don't want to pull a muscle during a chase. Don't trust the cops until they prove themselves.
Don't kill unless it's unavoidable, and make sure it is. Everyone can change if they try, you have to give them that chance. And don't just beat up the villains, look for the ground-level issues. Help the homeless. Find lost pets. Cover someone's groceries. Support local charities and shelters. It's more rewarding than capturing anyone, and it will help prevent future crimes from occurring.
I will be a hypocrite for this, because I want the next generation of heroes to have better habits than I do. Eat healthy, drink enough water, and get enough sleep. Especially that last one. Regardless of my own adherence to it, it will allow you to do better work, think clearer, and make better decisions. It may be the difference between life and death one day. If you're going to save anyone, you need to be healthy enough to do it.
because none of the jl have the guts to tell him:
batman.
your cape has been bedazzled.
it has JUICY written across the back in rhinestones.
Oh, my God!
@the-batman-offical @batman-offical
Sorry.
-Frank.
...
@stephanie-brown-offical Did you do this. It seems like something you would do.
I mean, I'm not saying it was me, but I'm sure who ever did it is really cool, and awesome, and hot, and deserves a ton of praise for the craftsmanship as well as their incredible sense of humor...
*bats eyelashes*
... I will say that you are correct, the craftsmanship is remarkable. They're actually sewn on, so I have to use a seam ripper to get them off. And I suppose the irony is a little funny.
I just hope the perpetrator chooses perhaps a more fitting word next time. And maybe in a color that matches the suit?
because none of the jl have the guts to tell him:
batman.
your cape has been bedazzled.
it has JUICY written across the back in rhinestones.
Oh, my God!
@the-batman-offical @batman-offical
Sorry.
-Frank.
...
@stephanie-brown-offical Did you do this. It seems like something you would do.
i wanna get batman pregnant!
Uhhh this one’s all you @batman-offical @the-batman-offical
-Frank.
... Mm.
There is a check left on your desk. It is FAR more than you need to fix up the window - like, enough to do any home projects you've ever wanted to do, and more, money. Instead of a signature, there's an image of a bat with spread wings stamped on the signature line.
- @the-batman-offical
Maddie stares at the check on her desk for a good long moment. Then she glances between the check and the window covered in cardboard.
"There's no way this is real... right? I should call the police and report it as fraud... right?"
But she decides to go to her bank and ask them first, just in case Batman (or whoever is pretending to be him) really is that loaded.
(ooc: I don't know how banks work but in my mind it's an actual account that's at a bank owned by Bruce Wayne... Because we all know Bruce Wayne is Batman's sugar daddy)
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Are you joining the @justice-league-offical ?
On paper, yes. Do not expect to see much of me.
//ooc mod of Bruce/Batman here DRAMATIC PLOTLINE WOOOO
I'm so excited to see where this goes I'm sorry he's being kind of a bitch lol
OOC: NONONO DONT BE SORRY LOL im loving this and you are a fantastic Bruce
//ooc LOL NICE I feel like being a bit of a bitch is very in character for him but I also don't want people to think I'm genuinely upset with them or something LMAO
I'm finally getting the hang of him a little bit...
I'm also loving this I am so curious nowww
are u gay for batman (sorry if rhis is in the dni i haven’t read ur intro yet)
Yes I most certainly am! >:D
yaaaaaay cute
Oh yes! We’re adorable! He just won’t admit to it yet!
You make me want to Kill
I keep asking you to kill him but you say no. This is a you issue.
I have my rules for a reason. That does not mean I do not understand the urge. He makes me want to. I will not. I am better than that.
Rules are made to be broken, just saying...
I will not be breaking them. This is non negotiable.
i can wait.
You will be waiting indefinitely.
youll break. Everyone does eventually.
You have a very pessimistic view of the world. I am certain you did not get that from me. I will not be breaking.
Maybe I got it from... I don't know... Dying?
You know I have died too, correct.
are u gay for batman (sorry if rhis is in the dni i haven’t read ur intro yet)
Yes I most certainly am! >:D
yaaaaaay cute
Oh yes! We’re adorable! He just won’t admit to it yet!
You make me want to Kill
I keep asking you to kill him but you say no. This is a you issue.
I have my rules for a reason. That does not mean I do not understand the urge. He makes me want to. I will not. I am better than that.
Rules are made to be broken, just saying...
I will not be breaking them. This is non negotiable.
i can wait.
You will be waiting indefinitely.
youll break. Everyone does eventually.
You have a very pessimistic view of the world. I am certain you did not get that from me. I will not be breaking.
are u gay for batman (sorry if rhis is in the dni i haven’t read ur intro yet)
Yes I most certainly am! >:D
yaaaaaay cute
Oh yes! We’re adorable! He just won’t admit to it yet!
You make me want to Kill
I keep asking you to kill him but you say no. This is a you issue.
I have my rules for a reason. That does not mean I do not understand the urge. He makes me want to. I will not. I am better than that.
Rules are made to be broken, just saying...
I will not be breaking them. This is non negotiable.
i can wait.
You will be waiting indefinitely.
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are u gay for batman (sorry if rhis is in the dni i haven’t read ur intro yet)
Yes I most certainly am! >:D
yaaaaaay cute
Oh yes! We’re adorable! He just won’t admit to it yet!
You make me want to Kill
I keep asking you to kill him but you say no. This is a you issue.
I have my rules for a reason. That does not mean I do not understand the urge. He makes me want to. I will not. I am better than that.
Rules are made to be broken, just saying...
I will not be breaking them. This is non negotiable.
are u gay for batman (sorry if rhis is in the dni i haven’t read ur intro yet)
Yes I most certainly am! >:D
yaaaaaay cute
Oh yes! We’re adorable! He just won’t admit to it yet!
You make me want to Kill
I keep asking you to kill him but you say no. This is a you issue.
I have my rules for a reason. That does not mean I do not understand the urge. He makes me want to. I will not. I am better than that.
