the apple anon

welcome to the british government mince tumblr

i do not know this orange specimen

well it’s sort of in your username, may

<3 i appreciate you much more than carrot anon ever will

I'm convinced the apple anon and the carrot anon are just the same person somehow.

i would rather die than be the same person as that menace

truly twin

i dunnno who the third guy would be, i didnt really think that far

i got an orange ask, idk if they’re introduce themselves to the canon lore though

I'm convinced the apple anon and the carrot anon are just the same person somehow.

i would rather die than be the same person as that menace

truly twin

Oh my god. What have you done to my account?😭

too much 🥕 is bad for human's physical health and mental health😠

Agreed my fellow Apple 🍎

very true, carrots do not cure blindness. but an apple a day does keep the doctor away

well carrots fought the nazis by giving soldiers night vision sooo...

that wasn't even true. that was a deception strategy they used so the germans wouldn’t think they had night vision technology. you don’t even know stuff.

UNTRUE! i know plenty of stuff!! like that one fact about sheep, and uhh what the tallest mountian on the world is. yeah!

Then what is the tallest mountain in the world, carrot?

Its mount MAUNA KEA

You just googled that, didn’t you?

Oh my god. What have you done to my account?😭

too much 🥕 is bad for human's physical health and mental health😠

Agreed my fellow Apple 🍎

very true, carrots do not cure blindness. but an apple a day does keep the doctor away

well carrots fought the nazis by giving soldiers night vision sooo...

that wasn't even true. that was a deception strategy they used so the germans wouldn’t think they had night vision technology. you don’t even know stuff.

UNTRUE! i know plenty of stuff!! like that one fact about sheep, and uhh what the tallest mountian on the world is. yeah!

Then what is the tallest mountain in the world, carrot?

i think you're a BAD apple >:(

:( :’(

aww don't cry! it's okay to be wrong here!!

i don’t like you and i hope you know that.

interesting…

I'm convinced the apple anon and the carrot anon are just the same person somehow.

i would rather die than be the same person as that menace

All this apple business is getting a little out of hand

:( father please, i admire you very much :,(

Father absolves you of any and all sins and only wishes that you may learn to live peaceably with the carrot anon, as our community is being wracked with suspicion, intrigue, and hostility

:D thank you Father, and i will try. at least, if the carrot anon stop spreading lies about me

Oh my god. What have you done to my account?😭

too much 🥕 is bad for human's physical health and mental health😠

Agreed my fellow Apple 🍎

very true, carrots do not cure blindness. but an apple a day does keep the doctor away

well carrots fought the nazis by giving soldiers night vision sooo...

that wasn't even true. that was a deception strategy they used so the germans wouldn’t think they had night vision technology. you don’t even know stuff.

i think you're a BAD apple >:(

:( :’(

Oh my god. What have you done to my account?😭

too much 🥕 is bad for human's physical health and mental health😠

Agreed my fellow Apple 🍎

very true, carrots do not cure blindness. but an apple a day does keep the doctor away